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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760922 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13875 on: August 18, 2017, 02:08:43 pm »

I believe my main issue is that it's... artificial.

I'm very bad at explaining things. :x
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13876 on: August 18, 2017, 02:23:08 pm »

If you're curious, in context, scp-7143-j is a doorknob... j stands for joke

EDIT: I have problems with deciding if something is only funny in context or is still/more funny out of context, Sometimes I get it wrong

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13877 on: August 18, 2017, 08:35:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13878 on: August 18, 2017, 09:22:31 pm »

SCP Wiki: (Not related to the other thing, If you can't tell, I've been on a minor archive binge)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13879 on: August 18, 2017, 10:39:57 pm »

Since we seem to be doing a bunch of SCP quotes anyway:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Whats going on at the SCP wiki!?
« Reply #13880 on: August 19, 2017, 11:30:02 am »

To continue the trend:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13881 on: August 20, 2017, 11:02:10 am »

Nor do I want to take on Blitz, Chuck Norris, and their laser baby, and I really don't want to be anywhere near FoU's psychic death plant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13882 on: August 21, 2017, 06:08:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13883 on: August 21, 2017, 06:52:27 am »

I laughed, but thatsa pun
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13885 on: August 21, 2017, 11:45:07 pm »

Quote from: steam
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13886 on: August 22, 2017, 03:35:44 am »

Apparently the morning after is the time to figure out if you've done any real damage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13887 on: August 24, 2017, 01:31:37 pm »

Sometimes... drinking your weight in alcohol... is bad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13888 on: August 24, 2017, 02:12:39 pm »

Aim the laser baby at the two guys fighting in the blue circle and fire.

The chronicles of the family of Blitz, Chuck Norris, and their laser baby continue!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13889 on: August 24, 2017, 03:31:48 pm »

The chronicles of the family of Blitz, Chuck Norris, and their laser baby continue!
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