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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761127 times)

Karnewarrior

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13890 on: August 24, 2017, 10:30:29 pm »
Quote from: bfel on steam
bfel001: the Aztecs stole Jesus' foreskin
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13891 on: August 25, 2017, 12:49:48 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 24, 2017, 10:30:29 pm
Quote from: bfel on steam
bfel001: the Aztecs stole Jesus' foreskin
CK2, obviously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13892 on: August 25, 2017, 01:56:57 am »
Jesus' foreskin is a real thing, I swear. Google "Holy Prepuce".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13893 on: August 25, 2017, 04:03:07 am »
Considering the fact Jesus was a jewish boy, he probably had none.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13894 on: August 25, 2017, 04:07:12 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on August 25, 2017, 04:03:07 am
Considering the fact Jesus was a jewish boy, he probably had none.

He wasn't born without one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13895 on: August 25, 2017, 06:55:58 am »
Exactly. Jesus' foreskin is the one he had circumcised when he was a baby.

Because religion is weird.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13896 on: August 25, 2017, 08:01:10 am »
Quote from: Max™ on August 25, 2017, 12:46:22 am
Old used bath water at a roman communal bath after it was sacked by horny barbarians and used for an orgy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13897 on: August 25, 2017, 12:43:14 pm »
Quote from: Folly on August 25, 2017, 10:36:07 am

How would pie-affinity equate to cake-rape? If anything, it makes you a cake-bigot.
Not that is really matters, as everyone knows that cookies are the only superior pastry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13898 on: August 25, 2017, 01:38:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13899 on: August 26, 2017, 04:24:02 pm »
Quote from: Trekkin on August 26, 2017, 04:17:36 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13900 on: August 27, 2017, 01:53:41 am »
Quote from: Gearup chat, again
star Wars woud probly beat evanglion in a fistfight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13901 on: August 29, 2017, 01:43:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13902 on: August 30, 2017, 09:55:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13903 on: August 30, 2017, 03:41:24 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on August 30, 2017, 11:53:34 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #13904 on: August 30, 2017, 06:14:21 pm »
Quote from: Akura on August 30, 2017, 05:00:12 pm
I could put a nuclear launch platform in my backyard.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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