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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756901 times)

Shadowlord

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13335 on: December 22, 2016, 06:23:04 pm »
Sounds like a bad idea.
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<Dakkan> There are human laws, and then there are laws of physics. I don't bike in the city because of the second.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13336 on: December 22, 2016, 06:40:40 pm »
Nah, if any of them bother to fight back its the lone tom turkey. All the hens and chicks will run away. You can take on one dumb birb, come on.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13337 on: December 22, 2016, 06:41:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13338 on: December 22, 2016, 09:56:31 pm »
Quote from: A Lands of Lords forum post by one Charon Hephaestus
According to our new law, catapults and battering rams considered as sex toys! :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13339 on: December 24, 2016, 01:11:13 am »
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I'm fantasising about two disabled cartoon girls in a fucking French WWI tank performing cunnilingus.
Is this what hitting rock bottom feels like?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13340 on: December 24, 2016, 01:44:41 am »
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[5:38 PM] ExtantLily: That's my bdsm safeword
[5:38 PM] ExtantLily: Not my murder safeword
[5:38 PM] King Murdoc: you have a murder safeword?
[5:38 PM] Empiricist: You don't?
[5:39 PM] ExtantLily: ^
[5:39 PM] King Murdoc: i
[5:39 PM] King Murdoc: fail to see the practicality
[5:39 PM] ExtantLily: I mean
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: If you can accurately recite a 45 character alphanumeric case sensitive randomised string with symbols in it
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: Under being-murdered-conditions
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: I'd be impressed enough to let you go
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Shadowlord

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13341 on: December 24, 2016, 07:34:27 am »
Quote from: Empiricist on December 24, 2016, 01:44:41 am
Quote from: on Discord
[5:38 PM] ExtantLily: That's my bdsm safeword
[5:38 PM] ExtantLily: Not my murder safeword
[5:38 PM] King Murdoc: you have a murder safeword?
[5:38 PM] Empiricist: You don't?
[5:39 PM] ExtantLily: ^
[5:39 PM] King Murdoc: i
[5:39 PM] King Murdoc: fail to see the practicality
[5:39 PM] ExtantLily: I mean
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: If you can accurately recite a 45 character alphanumeric case sensitive randomised string with symbols in it
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: Under being-murdered-conditions
[5:40 PM] ExtantLily: I'd be impressed enough to let you go

Teacup! TEACUP! TEACUP!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13342 on: December 25, 2016, 03:15:07 am »
Quote from: Shadowlord on December 24, 2016, 07:34:27 am
Teacup! TEACUP! TEACUP!!
I would OOCQ this but that would be too easy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13343 on: December 25, 2016, 04:18:59 am »
Is that a reference to Saint's Row, or something else? Because I don't remember a whole lot about SR4, but I do remember it was first brought up in SR3. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13344 on: December 25, 2016, 05:30:05 am »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on December 25, 2016, 04:18:59 am
Is that a reference to Saint's Row, or something else? Because I don't remember a whole lot about SR4, but I do remember it was first brought up in SR3. :P

Yep. Kinzie's safeword. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13345 on: December 25, 2016, 05:03:14 pm »
Topic: Henry Heimlich dead at 96

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13346 on: December 25, 2016, 09:34:53 pm »
Quote from: tonnot98 on December 25, 2016, 05:03:14 pm
Topic: Henry Heimlich dead at 96

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I guess I'll just Maneuver in behind this one.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13347 on: December 26, 2016, 01:10:34 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on December 26, 2016, 12:39:24 pm
Yea sorry about that. That message was supposed to only show up in pokemon videos.  It's a hidden sign from the Church of the Helix for us to overthrow the democratic governments of the world and usher in a reign of Anarchy.  I suggest you all stay away from elevators. 

We would also appreciate it if you put mattresses and safety nets at the bases of any large cliffsides that are on the way to any of your government centers, and if you and 2 friends would surround anybody you see stumbling randomly through the streets so that they can only move towards the government buildings that would also be appreciated.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13348 on: December 27, 2016, 07:29:05 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13349 on: December 27, 2016, 08:36:13 am »
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