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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712564 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13350 on: December 27, 2016, 08:23:45 pm »
Quote from: Putnam on December 26, 2016, 11:32:01 pm
Quote from: RAM on December 26, 2016, 09:02:15 am
But hey, if you can hook me up with an element of existence that can actually talk back then that would be ace!

Carbon's your element.

Not sure how out of context it is, but it certainly made me laugh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13351 on: December 28, 2016, 12:26:07 am »
Quote from: RAM on December 27, 2016, 05:00:29 pm
I had a traumatic experience where a parrot ate me, on m birthday no less

Not sure if funny or concerning. Suspect RAM may have eaten Necronomicon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13352 on: December 28, 2016, 12:32:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13353 on: December 28, 2016, 06:56:28 am »
« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 12:25:58 pm by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13354 on: December 28, 2016, 10:05:55 am »
also wrong thread
« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 10:11:08 am by IronTomato »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13355 on: December 28, 2016, 08:05:55 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13356 on: December 29, 2016, 04:14:49 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 28, 2016, 10:49:03 pm
I read this and all I can think of is butt fortress; grabbing things with their butts
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13357 on: December 30, 2016, 04:54:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13358 on: December 30, 2016, 05:58:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13359 on: December 30, 2016, 08:12:32 pm »
[8:09:05 PM] YouCouldHaveStoppedThis: But it does make you think
[8:09:09 PM] Rolan7: Ooh, technically, I don't know that you aren't mainiac (sic)
[8:09:19 PM] Rolan7: r u mainiac
[8:09:30 PM] YouCouldHaveStoppedThis: How right wing was Mainiac?
[8:09:38 PM] Rolan7: he was in love with HRC
[8:09:54 PM] Rolan7: sorry I mean they
[8:09:56 PM] YouCouldHaveStoppedThis: Its going to be very clear very soon that I'm not Mainiac
« Last Edit: December 31, 2016, 07:50:54 am by Rolan7 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13360 on: December 31, 2016, 04:58:12 am »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on December 30, 2016, 07:20:12 pm
Seeing a zombified, mutilated 40k-esque space nazi clone go bork is very confusing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13361 on: December 31, 2016, 07:05:41 pm »
Quote from: My best friend at 11:59, 31st December, 2016
Squats improve everyone's butts
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13362 on: December 31, 2016, 09:29:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13363 on: January 02, 2017, 02:41:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13364 on: January 02, 2017, 05:16:16 pm »
Edit: Oh oops, butterfingers.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2017, 06:13:38 pm by Person »
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