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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13365 on: January 02, 2017, 05:27:45 pm »
Actually, you're supposed to provide links. Oftentimes, the humor comes from the context not being immediately apparent, then finding out the context of the strange statement.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13366 on: January 04, 2017, 03:59:44 pm »
Sonlir: For a long ass fucking time when reading "coconuts" i said "Cocknuts"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13367 on: January 05, 2017, 03:28:11 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13368 on: January 05, 2017, 03:31:17 am »
Very true, and applicable in a surprisingly broad set of circumstances.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13369 on: January 05, 2017, 09:41:03 am »
I mean. Vampires are kinda seducers in their source material, right? :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13370 on: January 05, 2017, 09:48:02 am »
Quote from: Iceblaster on January 05, 2017, 09:41:03 am
I mean. Vampires are kinda seducers in their source material, right? :P

Oh, certainly.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13371 on: January 05, 2017, 12:14:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13372 on: January 05, 2017, 12:21:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13373 on: January 05, 2017, 12:26:23 pm »
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« Reply #13374 on: January 05, 2017, 09:11:53 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on January 05, 2017, 08:28:11 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13375 on: January 06, 2017, 02:07:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13376 on: January 06, 2017, 03:09:38 pm »
“We will peck them to death to-morrow, my dear.”

Out of context from the war of the worlds
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13377 on: January 07, 2017, 10:28:56 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13378 on: January 07, 2017, 11:56:55 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13379 on: January 07, 2017, 12:34:56 pm »
Gians have the weirdest kinks
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