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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13215 on: November 25, 2016, 04:14:39 am »
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« Reply #13216 on: November 25, 2016, 07:48:00 pm »
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« Reply #13217 on: November 26, 2016, 10:40:34 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13218 on: November 26, 2016, 01:52:16 pm »
Quote from: CrocAndBearLover on November 25, 2016, 02:19:35 pm
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« Reply #13219 on: November 26, 2016, 06:17:34 pm »
Quote from: TempAcc on November 26, 2016, 10:40:34 am
Quote from: Solifuge on November 26, 2016, 08:56:07 am
Actually, hormones meditate

I was typin' on a phone, and didn't even see that!

I fix now ><;
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« Reply #13220 on: November 27, 2016, 05:32:33 am »
Quote from: Sirus on November 23, 2016, 05:10:01 pm
I just chained until I found a female I wanted. Might have kept going in hope of a shiny, but my team was getting beat up and half of them were burned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13221 on: November 27, 2016, 09:58:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13222 on: November 27, 2016, 12:56:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13223 on: November 27, 2016, 12:59:07 pm »
Ah, that explains why they always lose, then. The King was so distracted, especially during the reign of Henry VIII. Imagine seeing someone with that many wives just trooping up to you. "'sup".
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« Reply #13224 on: November 27, 2016, 07:47:31 pm »
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go Ides of March on a motherfucker for 7 damage.
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« Reply #13225 on: November 28, 2016, 11:11:13 am »
Quote from: PanH on November 28, 2016, 10:01:30 am
On the other hand, MLP has been involved in several stories with Russia and russian banks (maybe overblown).
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« Reply #13226 on: November 28, 2016, 06:49:47 pm »
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Ah yes, jedis are known for their rave bathtubs.

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Did you even check with your sister? They're her kids too, ya know...
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« Reply #13227 on: November 28, 2016, 11:38:09 pm »
Quote from: ECrownofFire on November 25, 2016, 01:53:23 am
There have been numerous studies on the subject of "brain sex" and there are a few conclusions that I've seen.
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« Reply #13228 on: November 29, 2016, 11:04:33 am »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on March 15, 2013, 09:57:02 pm
I walk into the operating theater and see the clown stabbing its eyes out with a screwdriver, screaming that "its eyes were useless" and that it was "kicking them out."
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« Reply #13229 on: November 29, 2016, 01:54:27 pm »
Edit: So be it! Even though there are only three rules in the OP and that is not one of them!

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