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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712261 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13230 on: November 29, 2016, 02:07:47 pm »
Quote from: Dermonster on September 06, 2010, 05:02:46 pm
5. Don't quote yourself. Seriously, that's a really stupid thing to do. Pull your head out of your ass.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to edit my employer's Wikipedia entry...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13231 on: November 29, 2016, 05:48:37 pm »
Quote from: Shadowlord on November 29, 2016, 01:54:27 pm
Edit: So be it! Even though there are only three rules in the OP and that is not one of them!

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I wonder how many actually knew the context.
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« Reply #13232 on: November 29, 2016, 06:00:42 pm »
Well, considering they were doing it on Cyber Monday...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13233 on: November 29, 2016, 06:25:23 pm »
Quote from: Shadowlord on November 29, 2016, 01:54:27 pm
Edit: So be it! Even though there are only three rules in the OP and that is not one of them!
That rule is in a spoiler near the end of the OP.  No, I have no idea why.

Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13234 on: November 29, 2016, 07:05:12 pm »
But ah know, weeee'll meet again...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13235 on: November 30, 2016, 01:08:01 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13236 on: November 30, 2016, 08:11:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13237 on: November 30, 2016, 03:17:07 pm »
Quote from: Gigalith on November 30, 2016, 03:04:47 pm
Now the llama-shaped tubes of dominions have been unclogged.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13238 on: November 30, 2016, 03:22:03 pm »
I know exactly what that means without having to click through to the original post.  :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13239 on: December 01, 2016, 01:22:31 am »
Quote from: Akura on November 30, 2016, 08:30:27 pm
"And the Lord sayeth unto the Pope, 'Thy ass needs more grass. Pave thy garden with marble, and the Lord shall provideth the grass.'"
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« Reply #13240 on: December 01, 2016, 02:35:11 am »
As they say in Spanish, "grassy-ass."*

* actually "gracias"

* it means thank you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13241 on: December 02, 2016, 10:09:06 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13242 on: December 02, 2016, 10:39:06 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13243 on: December 02, 2016, 05:45:26 pm »
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« Reply #13244 on: December 04, 2016, 12:02:23 am »
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