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[Dirst]

programmer equal to be geeky programmer.

Now, since we all know that anything a "heretic" speaks is automatically untruth, obviously programmers are all beefcakes.

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Not the kind of Python we were talking about?

[AzyWng]

think about sex and it’ll become less of a problem.

[Andres]

I just watched a head twist from the sheer force of the flies consuming it in tune to the sound of a funeral march.

[Arcvasti]

Quick, plant potatoes on hugo for a silent takedown!

[Yoink]

fuck pants

Baby = problemo

Edit:

I just assume donkey lips are just as destroys as horses too.

[TheBiggerFish]

And then you steal their candy! Totally crush their spirits!

[Tiruin]

11:23   <Tiri>: I've always found the changing colors to be spectacular
11:24   <Tiri>: Do you have photography efforts there to take pics of your local area?
11:24   <Tiri>: Like, say, community meetings or stuff for them?
11:25   <Solifuge>: A lot of people do it on their own. There are tours of the colors, too... buses that drive people around through forested areas
11:25   <Solifuge>: Unless you meant me personally... I've not taken many this year. Just one of a big tree that shed it's leaves early.
11:29   <Alway1>: so rude, taking pictures of trees while they're changing

[Yoink]

I literally have worn no pants

Edit:

Their moaning when they die...

[Tawa]

it's like a foot wide and like nine feet long and it's got big ol' dangly balls

[TheBiggerFish]

11:23   <Tiri>: I've always found the changing colors to be spectacular
11:24   <Tiri>: Do you have photography efforts there to take pics of your local area?
11:24   <Tiri>: Like, say, community meetings or stuff for them?
11:25   <Solifuge>: A lot of people do it on their own. There are tours of the colors, too... buses that drive people around through forested areas
11:25   <Solifuge>: Unless you meant me personally... I've not taken many this year. Just one of a big tree that shed it's leaves early.
11:29   <Alway1>: so rude, taking pictures of trees while they're changing

uhhh, there's context in that one

[Loud Whispers]

I dont think Ive ever hit a baby.

[Tiruin]

11:23   <Tiri>: I've always found the changing colors to be spectacular
11:24   <Tiri>: Do you have photography efforts there to take pics of your local area?
11:24   <Tiri>: Like, say, community meetings or stuff for them?
11:25   <Solifuge>: A lot of people do it on their own. There are tours of the colors, too... buses that drive people around through forested areas
11:25   <Solifuge>: Unless you meant me personally... I've not taken many this year. Just one of a big tree that shed it's leaves early.
11:29   <Alway1>: so rude, taking pictures of trees while they're changing

uhhh, there's context in that one

I find it funny or humorous.
This isn't just the out of context quotes thread.

[Akura]

Little kittens came out of their box to play with me while I watched it burn.

[Empiricist]

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL PANTSU

[TheBiggerFish]

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL PANTSU

Dammit.