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[Emma]

I got 68 on the Nerd teat

[TempAcc]

Why eat the babby when we can just capture cindra and solifuga and go with my previous plan?

[BlackHeartKabal]

Why eat the babby when we can just capture cindra and solifuga and go with my previous plan?

Or we could use you.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

"Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?"

"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"

He poured a drink down his other throat with the plan that it would head the previous one off at the pass, join forces with it, and together they would get the second to pull itself together. Then all three would go off in search of the first, give it a good talking to and maybe a bit of a sing as well.
 He felt uncertain as to whether the fourth drink had understood all that, so he sent down a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support.

Do not listen to what anybody says to you at this point because they are unlikely to say anything helpful.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him and to water him.

Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is.

[Sprin]

Karnewarrior on Steam

Eat Jesus
Get waifu
Simple

[Parsely]

[10:33]   swordstar   GOOD
[10:33]   swordstar   HURT THE SOUL

[Dutrius]

Don't mind me. Just taking the Sun for a spin.

[RedKing]

I had to survive the winter on pine nuts, coffee, and malted milk balls.

[IcyTea31]

I want me some smallpox, and I want it now!

[Furtuka]

[16:57]   Aristabulus   y'all need to stop huffing glue.  srsly.
[16:57]   adwarf   snorts a line of cocaine
[16:57]   adwarf   what was that?
[16:57]   Darvi   No, Sirus is the god of transhumanism
[16:57]   adwarf   I couldn't hear you over the snorting
[16:58]   Darvi   He's the one who wants to turn everybody into robutts
[16:58]   Furtuka   But he's already the goddess of trucks and hookers
[16:58]   adwarf   he can be the god of three things
[16:58]   adwarf   make that four
[16:58]   adwarf   blackjack goes with hookers
[16:58]   Darvi   So you're saying he's Optimus Pimp?

[16:59]   adwarf   "Hey, Autobots. Who needs a Fellatobot?
[16:59]   adwarf   "

[16:59]   adwarf   run, ssg
[16:59]   Darvi   (I know I know, that's praefectus' domain)
[17:00]   adwarf   Darvi is makin puns
[17:03]   EricBlank   we're doomed

[technicallyAdventurer]

Knows that BlitzDungeoneer, like everybody else, has quarks.

[redwallzyl]

I can only eat all natural organic gluten free baby meat from Whole Baby.

[Loud Whispers]

I got all my pension invested in condom stocks.

[Furtuka]

[13:06]   aristabulus    I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE
[13:11]   scriver   well
[13:11]   scriver   okay
[13:11]   aristabulus   ARE YOU THREATENING ME???
[13:12]   aristabulus   sneezes out a whole espresso bean

[Yoink]

Judge Dredd and Robocop's lovechild

poor people are boring.