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[Furtuka]

<Hatkitty> "Brother Maynard! Your grandmother comes from a house that traces its roots in the fruit-selling neighbours of the Christ! Tell us, how fluffy was Jesus?" "He ate lots of fish and bread, therefore he was fat." "No! The calories intake couldn't be high enough to cause that!" "Brother Alexei, calories wont be discovered for a millenia, this makes your point null - thus, we agree that he was fluffy." "EASTERN CHURCH WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT! WE CALL SCHISM!"

[TheBiggerFish]

<Hatkitty> "Brother Maynard! Your grandmother comes from a house that traces its roots in the fruit-selling neighbours of the Christ! Tell us, how fluffy was Jesus?" "He ate lots of fish and bread, therefore he was fat." "No! The calories intake couldn't be high enough to cause that!" "Brother Alexei, calories wont be discovered for a millenia, this makes your point null - thus, we agree that he was fluffy." "EASTERN CHURCH WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT! WE CALL SCHISM!"

I...what...MUST. KNOW.  MORE.

[Furtuka]

<Hatkitty> "Brother Maynard! Your grandmother comes from a house that traces its roots in the fruit-selling neighbours of the Christ! Tell us, how fluffy was Jesus?" "He ate lots of fish and bread, therefore he was fat." "No! The calories intake couldn't be high enough to cause that!" "Brother Alexei, calories wont be discovered for a millenia, this makes your point null - thus, we agree that he was fluffy." "EASTERN CHURCH WILL NEVER ACCEPT THAT! WE CALL SCHISM!"

I...what...MUST. KNOW.  MORE.

here you go

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<Furt> ...hearing about the difference between eastern and western christianity in regards to the use of leavened bread made me amused a bit
<Furt> because when it was first brought up i couldn't help be imagine it as an argument over how fluffy was jesus
<adwarf> no, Furt
<adwarf> that's Bunnyism
<Furt> can anyone explain what-
<Furt> oh lol
<adwarf> that is fragmented into high fluff and low fluff sects

[TheBiggerFish]

Still funny.

[Furtuka]

[18:01]   Wrex   In fact, after I made you perptually cocaine addicted and locked you away from everyone so you'd stop hitting on married women, it went a lot better

[Spehss _]

Like, even if you somehow avoid the IT security, you can't really squat by the Pentagon recording fan noises.

So don't start drinking your children just yet.

[TempAcc]

...so if you have sex with your sister in a different body, is it still incest? :v

[Furtuka]

[15:35]   GUNINANRUNIN   kaz, im already espresso

[Tawa]

STAAAAAWWWWHHHP GOIN AFTAH MAH FEET BOI

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my sister was yelling at our hateful, foot-chasing, floor-venturing parrot

[Yoink]

my sister was yelling at our hateful, foot-chasing, floor-venturing pa

[hops]

STAAAAAWWWWHHHP GOIN AFTAH MAH FEET BOI

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my sister was yelling at our hatoful, foot-chasing, floor-venturing parrot

FTFY

[Insanegame27]

[/size]Neri is the one who is riding on the head of the necromancer right?

[Furtuka]

[17:33]   adwarf_____   Just eat swordstar instead. That way you die from stabbing
[17:33]   adwarf_____   Not execution in prison for killing and eating youe beloved
[17:34]   BMM42   Well I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't have to worry about it
[17:34]   adwarf_____   Because you ate her
[17:34]   adwarf_____   You fuckin monster
[17:34]   BMM42   that's half right I guess

[Tawa]

TBF that was only the rushed sequel...

[DAPARROT]

the full moon can take over a dozen Eastern Trolls. Good to know.