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[Arx]

I have my iron codpiece, and I'm ready to throw it at her!
...
My lucky codpiece strikes!

DF is leaking into our Goblin DnD session, apparently.

[Parsely]

when i make my band
its going to be called
Freeze Dried Neapolitan Kebab

[Twinwolf]

it is done, your dad is jesus
and he's dead

[redwallzyl]

mastering dank memes has an effort-to-payoff ratio that really, truly is not worth it

Feels bad, man.

[Karnewarrior]

bfel001: A solidified block of rape

[AzyWng]

I happen to have a long list of out of context quotes in my signature, "Voices from The Net".

Take a look.

[FallacyofUrist]

I mean. He's definitely going to know something's up, the man has a better spy network than anyone in the world if he's able to track the actions of a few billion people throughout the year. He has at the very least antigrav and inertialess propulsion technology, shortrange teleportation/matter phasing, he's probably got an industrial/mining complex under the Arctic ocean for access to the Arctic shelf and all the crude oil there (for plastics; he's still making toys through all that), and he's definitely going to notice if Earth's satellites start going out when it starts impacting his own spynet. That's aside from the army of "helpers" he has. He isn't known to have any actual world-ending weaponry, unless the Russians' Father Frost is the same guy, but even just what he has should be pretty good.

[TD1]

Don't question my urges.

[Eric Blank]

12:00   TemmieAcc_ includes the fish into the list
12:00   <EricBlank>: the fish is on the orgy list?
12:00   <Reverie>: The fish is dead
12:00   <TemmieAcc_>: yes
12:00   <TemmieAcc_>: exactly



12:01   <FalloutDwarf>: Rev has spoken. the concept of fish is dead

[Dutrius]

I've never come across a "yes" size net yet...

5/10 it is okay
And that was after 7 days of immense torture

[Name Redacted] don't you dare bring my shaft into this again

It would be worse if you said I died having a blowjob from a panda while high giving a victor in a 69 embrace with a elephant man who was a satanist and you all had a collective heart attack

... Knowing the context doesn't make that last one any better. My friends are weird.


Quick Edit:

lets see
*goes to the local vault...*
*gets swamped in £100 notes*
no I cant spare that much

[Yoink]

leap into a field of dicks

I threw up on my dog. 

[Culise]

AND NOW I HAVE WAR TRICERATOPS!


BOW BEFORE ME PUNY MORTALS!

EDIT:

Bad King Urgrain once refunded a game and his ears fell off.

[Tiruin]

[21:29]   adwarf   picks up Tiruin and squeezes
[21:29]   adwarf   Is tir a squeaky toy
[21:29]   adwarf   ?
[21:30]   Tiruin   squeaks~
[21:30]   Tiruin   is a mouse :I
[21:31]   adwarf   drops Tir and squeals in horror as he runs for a stool to stand on

[Insanegame27]

[21:29]   adwarf   picks up Tiruin and squeezes
[21:29]   adwarf   Is tir a squeaky toy
[21:29]   adwarf   ?
[21:30]   Tiruin   squeaks~
[21:30]   Tiruin   is a mouse :I
[21:31]   adwarf   drops Tir and squeals in horror as he runs for a stool to stand on

This is the reason the forum needs a like button

[spümpkin]

It's not all on how much big it is.

It's about inside that matters.