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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709168 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11775 on: December 14, 2015, 12:53:10 pm »

I enjoyed speaking to you but OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIANT BIRD HOLY CRAP
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11776 on: December 14, 2015, 06:51:17 pm »

I enjoyed speaking to you but OH MY GOD YOU'RE A GIANT BIRD HOLY CRAP
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11777 on: December 15, 2015, 06:27:38 pm »

Not really out-of-context, but this was just too hilarious.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11779 on: December 15, 2015, 10:10:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11780 on: December 16, 2015, 08:23:39 am »

Do your part to fight the SJW menace! Shoot a hobo today!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11781 on: December 16, 2015, 09:34:49 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11782 on: December 16, 2015, 12:46:43 pm »

Creepiest thing I've ever seen a group of 18 dwarves do with a disabled dog.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11783 on: December 18, 2015, 09:58:51 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11784 on: December 18, 2015, 06:53:43 pm »

Weird Al Yankovic is a musician specializing in parody music and what the Hell was that about a sandwich? How? Why?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11785 on: December 18, 2015, 08:48:33 pm »

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Found this while skimming an AAR; it made me giggle a bit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11786 on: December 18, 2015, 11:06:35 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11787 on: December 19, 2015, 12:54:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #11788 on: December 19, 2015, 01:53:18 pm »

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