We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.
You are Kellog? EDIT: Damn, Tawa ninja'd me.
What kind of school is this? Some heavily religion-themed one with a total lack of knowledge of human reproduction?
I remember one time where a kid punched me in the face in class. They tried to suspend me for twice as long as the other kid. Why? He claimed I hit him first. Thing is,
nobody saw that, but everyone saw him punch me. And before that, he grabbed me from behind, which I may or may not have thrown my arm back to shake him off, which may or may not have struck him(but nowhere near the force he hit me with), but I don't remember(it got forgotten in the whole facepunch bit) and not a single person saw me do anything(including the teacher). My parents managed to convince them to reduce my suspension.
The worst part of it was the school cop who escorted us to the office repeatedly threatening me with arrest if I tried to attack him again
despite me standing still and being silent while the other kid continued to threaten me right in front of the cop. By the way, the kid was black, and the cop was a black/hispanic mix. Said cop, during a previous incident, illegally searched an entire classroom(including myself) looking for a lost pair a of sunglasses that the substitute teacher had in fact dropped in the back of the class.