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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763147 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10560 on: May 09, 2015, 06:59:08 am »
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10561 on: May 09, 2015, 10:16:19 am »
Quote from: FArgHalfnr on May 08, 2015, 07:42:50 pm
I'd doing something that increase your morale, like reading one of those otherwise useless books or using drugs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10562 on: May 09, 2015, 11:28:16 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 08, 2015, 03:47:47 pm
Wait, you mean black people aren't zombies!?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10563 on: May 09, 2015, 11:59:32 am »
Quote from: scrdest on May 09, 2015, 07:03:32 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10564 on: May 09, 2015, 03:03:03 pm »
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[15:01]   Shinotsa_   Halp
[15:02]   Shinotsa_   I've been playing necrodancer and I can't scroll a website properly anymore
[15:02]   Shinotsa_   It has to be to a beat and I can't stay in one place
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10565 on: May 09, 2015, 03:48:26 pm »
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I'm playing a game; it's like Whack-A-Mole except the moles shoot at you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10566 on: May 10, 2015, 02:52:04 pm »
Quote from: Spehss _ on May 10, 2015, 02:18:54 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10567 on: May 10, 2015, 03:24:00 pm »
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So our team is the demonic lord of terror, the angel of justice, the most terrifying giver of fairy hugs ever, a cow with a guitar, and a baby murloc.

We are the Blizzard version of the village people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10568 on: May 10, 2015, 11:01:37 pm »
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A friend: I just realized I'm not wriggling my legs like a worm. Worms don't have legs. I am a worm.
Birds: CAW CAW CAW
A friend: OH GOD THEY'RE COMING FOR ME
Another friend: Your only solace is burrowing deep beneath the ground and having weird worm sex.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10569 on: May 11, 2015, 01:33:07 am »
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Oh I thought this girl would be the ditzy love interest but then she casually got eaten so I guess that's not happening
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10570 on: May 11, 2015, 07:31:57 am »
Quote from: Liber celi on May 11, 2015, 07:19:46 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10571 on: May 11, 2015, 01:07:19 pm »
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19:43   GUNINANRUNIN adds his tears to waluigi's sippy cup
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10572 on: May 11, 2015, 01:21:26 pm »
Quote from: Taupe on May 01, 2015, 06:58:18 pm
If my hopes were a fashion model, they would be thin enough to make the cover.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10573 on: May 11, 2015, 04:22:14 pm »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on May 11, 2015, 04:17:27 pm
Then one of them took out a giant foot-long needle and stabbed it all the way through my arm.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10574 on: May 11, 2015, 08:50:10 pm »
Quote from: Morrigi on May 11, 2015, 08:46:17 pm
You have to be willing to swim through the piss.
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