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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719908 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10545 on: May 06, 2015, 01:22:06 pm »
Quote from: Descan on May 06, 2015, 01:18:33 pm
I was actually physically welded into a locker three times in the last week.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10546 on: May 06, 2015, 03:37:12 pm »
Quote from: Overheard on campus
There's no persuasion in your Asian, dawg!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10547 on: May 06, 2015, 05:44:54 pm »
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Quote from: sonerohi on October 03, 2010, 05:04:38 pm
Lol scratch that I'm building a marijuana factory.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10548 on: May 06, 2015, 10:32:59 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on May 06, 2015, 10:09:49 pm
Your wingdick should buttsex your fatball.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10549 on: May 06, 2015, 11:02:55 pm »
Quote from: From a MSPARP chat
JADEY-JADE: if eggs are fertilized by sperm
DIRKADIRK: WILL YOU DANCE TO THIS BEAT AND HOLD A LOVER CLOSE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10550 on: May 06, 2015, 11:39:54 pm »
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[01:53] <Empiricist> GIANT HYPER AGGRESSIVE MUTANT SEXUAL ASSAULT FASCIST BEES
[01:54] <adwarf> Emp: Soviet Union Shock Bees?
[01:54] <Empiricist> Despite all our rage, we're still just Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10551 on: May 07, 2015, 06:31:15 am »
Quote from: Andres on May 07, 2015, 06:26:17 am
If we hadn't spread our legs, let down our hair, gone Oversoul, and beam blasted her to normal, she definitely would've eaten us.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10552 on: May 07, 2015, 05:55:58 pm »
Quote from: Stolen off of Tumblr
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10553 on: May 07, 2015, 07:14:02 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on May 07, 2015, 07:12:45 pm
Orc 1 is armed with a sword.
Orc 2 is armed with a sword.
Orc 3 is armed with a sword.
Orc 4 is armed with a M16.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10554 on: May 08, 2015, 08:03:44 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 08, 2015, 06:47:05 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10555 on: May 08, 2015, 11:51:10 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on May 08, 2015, 08:54:50 am
I clapped so hard I bruised my hands.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10556 on: May 08, 2015, 12:35:53 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 05, 2015, 12:27:49 pm
all large white objects are moons. Some of them are soup ingredients.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10557 on: May 08, 2015, 08:55:30 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on May 08, 2015, 03:35:55 pm
Never doubt what man is willing to do for the penis extension of destroying the universe.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 14, 2013, 09:03:56 pm
Oooooooo. I know. ClF3. That should be a fun surprise.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10558 on: May 08, 2015, 10:26:05 pm »
Quote from: Caz on May 08, 2015, 03:48:37 pm
Can't we just attach rockets to Scotland and sail off into the night? You know, like that Doctor Who episode.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10559 on: May 08, 2015, 10:35:01 pm »
Quote from: from tumblr
If you spent as much time thinking about the Hulk’s penis as I do (5-7 hours/day), this would be obvious.
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