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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10530 on: May 04, 2015, 02:32:23 am »
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<scrabbabble> My razors have blades on their blades
<Japa> and five lubricating strips
<Japa> and an extra blade in the back
<Duckling> The handle of my razor is a blade
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10531 on: May 04, 2015, 02:40:43 am »
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[00:40:09]   <Japa>   I remember when there wasn't a solar system
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10532 on: May 04, 2015, 07:47:20 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 04, 2015, 12:52:25 am
[00:51]   Sirus   Man, if sword is sexist it's a bad sword :;
[00:51]   Sirus   *:l

Does that mean there's a difference between a bastard sword and a bitch sword?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10533 on: May 04, 2015, 08:04:58 am »
Quote from: Reelya on May 04, 2015, 06:46:17 am
girls would be clustered around his asshole
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10534 on: May 04, 2015, 09:15:50 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on May 04, 2015, 08:03:10 am
I remember ordering one of my followers to kidnap a baby and sacrifice it to me
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 28, 2015, 01:46:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10535 on: May 04, 2015, 11:01:14 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10536 on: May 04, 2015, 12:58:16 pm »
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19:53   Glowcat is punched, straight in the internet
19:54   <BMM42>: the severed part flies off in an arc!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10537 on: May 04, 2015, 01:00:59 pm »
Quote from: BFEL on May 04, 2015, 08:04:58 am
Quote from: Reelya on May 04, 2015, 06:46:17 am
girls would be clustered around his asshole
Probably would've been funnier if you had added the next 5 words.
Spoiler: next5words (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10538 on: May 04, 2015, 02:44:22 pm »
Quote from: Akura on May 04, 2015, 07:59:36 am
Baba chomped right at my ballsack.
Quote from: TempAcc on May 04, 2015, 05:14:09 pm
Cthulhu on US east, got eaten by the liberal agenda.
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I've seen Nazis a lot, but I've also seen Your Mom, Kevin O'Leary, and Hitler's Vagina.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10539 on: May 05, 2015, 12:46:32 pm »
[12:43]   Hatkitty   rubs Furtuka's face against PowderMiner's. Think asian dude, think >:V
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10540 on: May 05, 2015, 02:41:29 pm »
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21:39   <BMM42>: 'There'll be plenty of children dad. But you're not allowed to kidnap any of them.'
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Quote from: TacoSundae84 on February 01, 2015, 12:13:22 am
I'm just wondering if the "thousand of woman" would be alive or undead >.>
« Last Edit: May 05, 2015, 03:26:19 pm by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10541 on: May 05, 2015, 04:47:39 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on May 05, 2015, 02:10:05 pm
She's basically that germanic opera heroin
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on May 05, 2015, 04:45:19 pm
scooby doo if he had a crack addiction
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10542 on: May 05, 2015, 09:34:30 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 05, 2015, 09:32:42 pm
Cannibalism and coprophagia are the healthiest of meal options.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10543 on: May 06, 2015, 12:04:29 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 05, 2015, 11:15:22 pm
invoking the ancient spirits of evil for their smooth white emissions
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10544 on: May 06, 2015, 12:11:12 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 05, 2015, 11:07:48 pm
P... please, sir. No milking the world-destroying tentacle beast ;_;
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