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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763045 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10575 on: May 11, 2015, 11:05:48 pm »

convince them to agree not to colonize your planet or solicit you for weiner augments
all I can see is an unlucky sod being pelted by oranges while you shout "I smite thee with my holy orange powers!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10576 on: May 12, 2015, 02:44:52 am »

It was like Samuel L. Jackson getting grabbed by that shark, except it was an alligator and the other characters immediately murdered each other with their bare hands.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10577 on: May 12, 2015, 08:10:03 am »

So I'd just be silent and occasionally make disturbingly cute cosmic horrors.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10578 on: May 12, 2015, 12:41:55 pm »

I'd doing something that increase your morale, like reading one of those otherwise useless books or using drugs.

Yaaaay. I was quoted out of context :D (And I just noticed a very obvious grammar mistake Xp)
I take that as a compliment.

And also:
that is horrifying
why
seriously why
Nah, I really like it.
do Giger's raging tubefetish.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10579 on: May 12, 2015, 03:30:36 pm »

Does not know of the soulcest tawa engaged in with a 14-year old girl.

Yes. It had to be done.

I now know.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10580 on: May 12, 2015, 03:36:05 pm »

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22:35   Xanmy fishes old corpse out of pot. Stares at it. Throws it back in.
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That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10583 on: May 13, 2015, 12:00:28 am »

Lovecraft is right, chairs are freaking elder gods.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10584 on: May 13, 2015, 12:14:16 am »

In that whole 5 minutes of chat. Then net ded.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10585 on: May 13, 2015, 08:03:31 am »

And dont forget to check those bodies that get in the way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10586 on: May 13, 2015, 11:28:24 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10588 on: May 13, 2015, 09:20:42 pm »

at least they'll die happy, suffocating and burning alive
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #10589 on: May 13, 2015, 10:36:24 pm »

The only time I'll likely ever do this:

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