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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763289 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9090 on: November 19, 2014, 08:40:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9091 on: November 19, 2014, 09:14:49 pm »

I warned......you about stairs...bro, Itoldyoudawg.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9092 on: November 20, 2014, 01:08:49 am »

I realized that YHWH is a Daedric Prince.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9093 on: November 20, 2014, 06:45:43 am »

Once I got it to stop crashing, it was too busy trying to stab me with a knife so I never got to hear.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9094 on: November 20, 2014, 07:16:19 am »

But that's relying on GM to not be malicious. That's like ... like relying on the GM not to be malicious.
And since ER is cheating,
It really shoudln't be able to walk but eldritch abominations find a way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9095 on: November 20, 2014, 09:16:32 am »

<Kagus> If the cops nab you, just drop your pants and piss in their face, most people start vomiting after a bit of that and you can run away
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9096 on: November 20, 2014, 06:10:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9097 on: November 20, 2014, 06:34:44 pm »

The rage thread is not the best thread for eloquent posts, to be true :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9098 on: November 20, 2014, 07:20:24 pm »

It's all because of those damn kids and their chamber music! We need to outlaw cellos!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9099 on: November 20, 2014, 08:18:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9100 on: November 21, 2014, 12:26:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9101 on: November 21, 2014, 12:39:06 pm »

It really shoudln't be able to walk but eldritch abominations find a way.
Hey, no fair quoting succession games that are on that level of crazy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9102 on: November 21, 2014, 09:26:56 pm »

I am coming forward today to say publicly, for the first time, that in June of 1971 Bill Cosby gave me an Old Fashioned and a half-assed foot rub.

It really shoudln't be able to walk but eldritch abominations find a way.
Hey, no fair quoting succession games that are on that level of crazy.
Just how many restrictions are there on what we can and cannot quote?
« Last Edit: November 21, 2014, 10:38:16 pm by Omeganaut »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9103 on: November 21, 2014, 10:16:14 pm »

"Oh, great, I misread the recipe, now my meat expands to its limits."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9104 on: November 22, 2014, 08:38:13 am »

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