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[MikaTheCrazy]

All those screens of information make me feel strangely aroused.

[Kadzar]

So basically we need a censor that turns all the boobs into walkie-talkies?

A day later I realize I accidentally just quoted in thread instead of posting here.

[Furtuka]

[13:01]   __Darvi__   Mastah confirmed for wearing the same clothes 24/7

[Jacob/Lee]

Ask your local orthopedic surgeon what they think about using a screwdriver to affix bones to one another. I doubt they like it.

[mastahcheese]

[13:01]   __Darvi__   Mastah confirmed for wearing the same clothes 24/7

Wait, what? I wasn't even there for that conversation.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

[13:01]   __Darvi__   Mastah confirmed for wearing the same clothes 24/7

Wait, what? I wasn't even there for that conversation.

I honestly doubt you need to be.
I always assumed you were cat, so that is pretty much a step up.

* Enigmatic Hat bursts through a floor hatch

BIRTHDAYS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Darvi]

[13:01]   __Darvi__   Mastah confirmed for wearing the same clothes 24/7

Wait, what? I wasn't even there for that conversation.

Yes you were.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[07:00.34] <Reverie> But...clothes!
[07:01.19] <mastahcheese> But...I don't care!
[07:01.50] <__Darvi__> Mastah confirmed for wearing the same clothes 24/7

[02:42.03] <scribblee> Hyper Satan?

[02:43.36] <Harb> Am I kawaii desu now kamisenpaisama? Ugu
[02:44.11] <adwarf> Go die
[02:44.27] <adwarf> Only Satan is allowed to kawaii that hard

[mastahcheese]

*facepalms*

I lost connection shortly after saying that, I never even saw that reply.

Well played, sir.

[smirk]

As for tangenital features, some behavioral changes might be needed such as mate seeking.

[Spehss _]

I shalt shit fury down from the Heavens ‘pon thou, and thou shalt drown in it.

[TD1]

I shalt shit fury down from the Heavens ‘pon thou, and thou shalt drown in it.

Hey, not funny. My umbrella will be ruined for ever 

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

The other reason, put rather bluntly, is A) Japan, and B) Tits.

[Parsely]

[22:21]   adwarf   You need to get this one straight to your facebrain

[Worldmaster27]

You're a dude. Or a dudette. You have, like, powers and shit. Or maybe a really big sword (not compensating for anything, no sir). There's some dudes and dudettes on your side, and some on the other side, set up with even numbers (unless someone AFKs). Lots of little dudes and dudettes are running back and forth between bases getting killed by goddamn everything. For some reason they all stay in the middle of the roads, which is probably fine since there ain't any cars and the alleys are scary as all get-out. You can mug 'em for their lunch money. You can also beat up the enemy dudes and dudettes and get paid for being a contract killer. You can use that stolen/grey money to buy shit out of some asshole's van, lots of illegal military hardware, magic stuff, y'know.

So, like, you've been mugging the little dudes and killing the red-colored bad dudes and dudettes for about twenty minutes or so, and you've got a stash of magic trinkets in your pockets. Now you turn to vandalism and take a sledgehammer to these big statues of dudes that shoot magic and shit at you and your little dudes. Hurts worse than gettin' shot, man. Anyway, you do that for another ten or fifteen minutes until you've broken all of the bad dude buildings except the last one, then your entire team screws up and dies, letting the bad dudes and dudettes vandalize all of your shit and win the game. Not that it matters, 'cause you don't keep any of the shit that you bought or powers that you developed.

Also everyone hates you and everything that goes wrong is your fault.

[Arx]

A third of the way down the second page? The cup floweth not over.

that explains why I am still a ducky