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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16295376 times)

Karkov

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145935 on: November 19, 2014, 07:53:57 pm »

Dota 2's getting a new hero

He has a prophecy for every single other hero in the game

He also warns you about stairs

As well as unforeseen consequences.
You have been warned.
Quote from: Another Prophecy
Beware the knight who commandingly demands: do you even rift?

Oh man, this guy is full of references.

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145936 on: November 19, 2014, 08:02:35 pm »

Dota 2's getting a new hero

He has a prophecy for every single other hero in the game

He also warns you about stairs

As well as unforeseen consequences.
You have been warned.
Quote from: Another Prophecy
Beware the knight who commandingly demands: do you even rift?

Oh man, this guy is full of references.
I can't use my speakers right now but I imagine a deep echo-y voice saying "I warned you about stairs, bro. I told you, dawg."

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145937 on: November 19, 2014, 08:26:22 pm »

Correcting Classical Greek errors in your data set for Phonology...#justpedantthings
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145938 on: November 19, 2014, 08:46:29 pm »

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145939 on: November 19, 2014, 08:56:14 pm »

I can't use my speakers right now but I imagine a deep echo-y voice saying "I warned you about stairs, bro. I told you, dawg."

It's pretty much just the G-Man from Half-Life

same voice actor, that is

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145940 on: November 19, 2014, 08:57:33 pm »

It's time to wake up,   Mr. Freeman.

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« Reply #145941 on: November 19, 2014, 08:59:15 pm »

I warned......you about stairs...bro, Itoldyoudawg.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145942 on: November 19, 2014, 09:02:53 pm »

It's time to wake up,   Mr. Freeman.
Wake up and smell the ashes...
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145943 on: November 19, 2014, 09:05:38 pm »

Morgan Freeman wasn't in the Matrix![/pretendingtonotgetit]
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145944 on: November 19, 2014, 09:17:18 pm »

Quote from: Dota 2 Oracle
I see you dying of extreme old age. Or perhaps a very old person will kill you. One or the other.

Do I sense a Machine of Death reference?
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145945 on: November 19, 2014, 09:25:06 pm »

Andux's Awkward Anxiety Adventures, episode 4: Apply directly to the forehead.
(TL;DR: Andux used Madcap Scheme. It's sorta effective!)

Recently, I began to concoct a cunning plan to overcome my natural shyness; I reasoned thusly:
  • The thought of unintentionally doing or saying something foolish causes me anxiety.
  • I am fairly comfortable with the idea of intentionally making an ass of myself in order to make people laugh.
  • Therefore, I should try sticking a Post-It note to my face, and see if that helps break the ice.
Today, I decided to put that plan into action; some time before Bio class, I wrote "Post-It: Apply directly to the forehead." on a Post-It off-brand sticky note and, after doing as the note now instructed, headed over to where B. was sitting.

Me: (slightly nervous) "Hello." :)
B.: *no discernable reaction*
Me: ???
B.: *is apparently completely engrossed in watching something on her phone*
Me: .o{Thanks for noticin' me.} :-\

I sit there awkwardly for several minutes, hoping she'll look over, see me, and laugh; unfortunately, she does not acknowledge me at all (then or later on). After a while, another classmate of ours (quiet, hipster glasses, kinda looks like he should be the front man in an indie-pop band; call him J.) shows up; he looks me over briefly, but once again I get no reaction.

Me: *gesturing vaguely at Post-It* "Seriously, nothing?" ???
J.: *looks at me and/or B. for a moment, then heads into the classroom without saying anything*
Me: *confused gesture directed toward the universe at large*

After another minute or so of awkward sitting, our Bio professor shows up, but unlike the other two, he actually reacts; he comes over, squints at the note, and chuckles a bit before heading on into the classroom. After a moment, B. follows him in; I give it a minute before heading in myself.

I leave the note on during class; out of a class of 15 students, 8 (including A., B., and J.) exhibit no visible reaction, 4 or 5 laugh/smile (one guy pauses to read it first, and two girls ask questions afterwards: "Why do you have a sticker on your head?" (Me: "Just trying to break the ice." 8)), and either "Who did that?" or "Whose is that?" (Me: "Huh?")), and one guy (the last to notice it) just stops to read it before issuing a vaguely puzzled "Huh."

After we finish up for the day and people start leaving, I address A. on her way to the door:

Me: "So, really? No reaction to the Post-It?" :-\
A.: *stops, peers at the note* "What does it say?" ???
Me: "'Post-It: Apply directly to the forehead.'" :)
A.: *laughs, walks off*

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145946 on: November 19, 2014, 09:29:32 pm »

I don't know why but I always like reading your Awkward Anxiety Adventures.

E: Yer I have no idea how to break the ice. I never try I just kind of talk. But maybe that's a break the ice in its self.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145947 on: November 19, 2014, 09:46:03 pm »

-snip-
Oh you silly. x3
Try those plans with close friends first :O and/or ask why are people shy. :D
I am pretty shy.
The list is a great way to check on it though!
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145948 on: November 19, 2014, 09:46:28 pm »

That's an amusing idea, but... you can't go explaining the joke like that, man! D:
But anyway, I see a future in this 'intentional foolishness' idea of yours. Good luck. You can be a class clown!
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #145949 on: November 19, 2014, 09:48:28 pm »

You should progressively step it up until you eventually get a reaction. I'm thinking neon lights and airhorns.
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