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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762726 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8730 on: October 23, 2014, 04:16:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8731 on: October 23, 2014, 04:21:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8732 on: October 23, 2014, 08:02:43 pm »
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Imagine a steamy hot-tub full of cooking taco meat. With chile seasoning. You strip nude and lower yourself into the hot mess, eyes wide open. As you sink into it, the heat of the concoction scalding your skin and cooking you, the chile seasoning adding a burning sensation of its own, you shout, "YES I LIKE THIS".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8733 on: October 23, 2014, 09:24:12 pm »
If you have sex in a hot tub full of cooking taco meat and "chile" seasoning, does that mean you're having recursive sex?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8734 on: October 23, 2014, 09:43:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8735 on: October 23, 2014, 10:24:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8736 on: October 23, 2014, 10:39:20 pm »
Quote from: Objective on October 23, 2014, 09:24:12 pm
If you have sex in a hot tub full of cooking taco meat and "chile" seasoning, does that mean you're having recursive sex?

Yes, and it could also be considered very masochistic. Have you ever gotten hot Chile powder, or jalapeņo juice, on your genitals? It's not fun. Sex in a tub saturated with the stuff? You will be crying every time you urinate for quite a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8737 on: October 23, 2014, 10:40:10 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on October 23, 2014, 10:39:20 pm
Quote from: Objective on October 23, 2014, 09:24:12 pm
If you have sex in a hot tub full of cooking taco meat and "chile" seasoning, does that mean you're having recursive sex?

Yes, and it could also be considered very masochistic. Have you ever gotten hot Chile powder, or jalapeņo juice, on your genitals? It's not fun.

If the context wasn't ON THIS PAGE, I would OOCQ that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8738 on: October 23, 2014, 10:43:42 pm »
What's so special about powder from Chile?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8739 on: October 23, 2014, 10:44:39 pm »
I remember a cookbook (not a particularly erotic one) that recommended mixing chili extract into whipped cream and using it for...things. Apparently, the feelgood effects of capsaicin work even through skin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8740 on: October 23, 2014, 10:50:49 pm »
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Okay, read this inm a french accent. It makes more sense. I thimlk.

Also, is it cricket to use quotes that are funny due to drunkenness?  I say this as the official (only) quote compiler for the !!Drunk Fortress!! thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8741 on: October 23, 2014, 10:53:25 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on October 23, 2014, 10:43:42 pm
What's so special about powder from Chile?

Sorry, chili powder. Typo.

I bet if you ground up the nation of Chile and rubbed some of it in your nether regions, it would be every bit as painful, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8742 on: October 23, 2014, 10:55:44 pm »
Alright alright that's enough. You're gonna summon Derm is you keep this up.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8743 on: October 23, 2014, 10:59:20 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8744 on: October 23, 2014, 11:04:24 pm »
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