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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8715 on: October 21, 2014, 05:13:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8716 on: October 21, 2014, 06:10:28 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on October 21, 2014, 06:06:44 pm
This SWAT team doesn't give a fuck.  This SWAT team has a special combat doctrine that teaches you where to shoot perps when they don't know you're there.  This SWAT team has non-lethal ordnance but only uses it to stun enemies for easier killing.  This SWAT team uses breaching charges to kill people.

This SWAT team is fucking awesome.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8717 on: October 21, 2014, 06:46:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8718 on: October 21, 2014, 07:42:52 pm »
Quote from: sambojin on October 21, 2014, 07:40:32 pm
try dumping the cunt in the fire! Fuck him! That'll keep the prick warm!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8719 on: October 21, 2014, 08:31:40 pm »
Quote from: Moghjubar on October 21, 2014, 06:11:35 pm
I see games are starting to reflect reality a bit better now. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8720 on: October 21, 2014, 11:35:22 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on October 21, 2014, 10:07:30 pm
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8721 on: October 22, 2014, 02:03:02 am »
<@Wrex> I am alive
<@Wrex> SHEEP MITOSIS CONTINUES
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8722 on: October 22, 2014, 02:08:30 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 22, 2014, 12:48:29 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8723 on: October 22, 2014, 08:00:59 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on October 21, 2014, 11:02:02 pm
Dude, what dancer is worth her salt without a kickass backdrop of fireballs and armageddon?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8724 on: October 22, 2014, 01:33:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8725 on: October 23, 2014, 01:38:42 am »
[07:39.27] <Harb> That whale was nothing /but/ distracted

[07:39.39] <@Wrex> You lay on the floor
[07:39.43] <@Wrex> And then I throw you into the kitchen
[07:39.49] <@Wrex> And everyone goes WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8726 on: October 23, 2014, 02:00:00 am »
Quote from: chatting with the girlfriend
Imagine a steamy hot-tub full of cooking taco meat. With chile seasoning. You strip nude and lower yourself into the hot mess, eyes wide open. As you sink into it, the heat of the concoction scalding your skin and cooking you, the chile seasoning adding a burning sensation of its own, you shout, "YES I LIKE THIS".

That's sex.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8727 on: October 23, 2014, 03:19:22 am »
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Quote from: chatting with the girlfriend
Imagine a steamy hot-tub full of cooking taco meat. With chile seasoning. You strip nude and lower yourself into the hot mess, eyes wide open. As you sink into it, the heat of the concoction scalding your skin and cooking you, the chile seasoning adding a burning sensation of its own, you shout, "YES I LIKE THIS".

That's sex.

Even with the context, wat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8728 on: October 23, 2014, 04:09:06 am »
PTW for now, expect some quotes in the future.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8729 on: October 23, 2014, 03:22:28 pm »
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