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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8745 on: October 24, 2014, 12:50:07 am »
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Theres nakid raging women in the game that scream and beat you to death while missing some anatomical parts like nipples.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8746 on: October 24, 2014, 01:51:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8747 on: October 24, 2014, 01:56:03 am »
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« Reply #8748 on: October 24, 2014, 02:04:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8749 on: October 24, 2014, 12:48:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8750 on: October 24, 2014, 02:07:41 pm »
Quote from: Biowraith on October 24, 2014, 02:02:23 pm
I'm genuinely advocating a mandatory abortion policy for the entire human race
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8751 on: October 24, 2014, 06:27:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8752 on: October 24, 2014, 06:51:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8753 on: October 24, 2014, 07:10:55 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8754 on: October 24, 2014, 07:19:44 pm »
Quote from: birdy51 on October 23, 2014, 10:34:46 pm
Roll your eyeballs back into your head. Generally, I've heard that wakes people up fairly immediately.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8755 on: October 24, 2014, 08:23:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8756 on: October 24, 2014, 09:15:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8757 on: October 24, 2014, 10:05:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8758 on: October 24, 2014, 10:08:25 pm »
More of a funny than an out of context.
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Iceblaster: I think I'm gonna only make mine and your character in the game because I'd rather qIR DOE RHW ORHWE PWOPLW RO POP Bxk in :P
KingOfStarrySkies: is unkillable
Iceblaster: ...
Iceblaster: qhR RHW DUKX
Iceblaster: WHA
Iceblaster: WHAT
KingOfStarrySkies: ...
KingOfStarrySkies: ............
Iceblaster: WAS I SPEAKING IN TONGUES?
KingOfStarrySkies: d-did
KingOfStarrySkies: did you just
KingOfStarrySkies: have a stroke
Iceblaster: XD
Iceblaster: I might
KingOfStarrySkies: i am highly confuse
KingOfStarrySkies: i'm dying
Iceblaster: I may have been off center in typing
Iceblaster: :P
KingOfStarrySkies: halp
Iceblaster: XD
KingOfStarrySkies: laughter
KingOfStarrySkies: ah
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8759 on: October 25, 2014, 01:43:56 am »
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