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[Spehss _]

That's why I spark so many random arguments and I get OOCQ'd so much.

[Darvi]

[11:39.34] <mastahcheese> It's not my fault you can't see the penis sticking out of the cheese in your sandwich.

[Eric Blank]

15:40   <AshesOfAdwarf>: ShookTop: Male genitals where always involved, you've just never seen them staring at you from the edge of your sandwiches
15:41   <mastahcheese>: We're committing mass murder with edible testicles in here.

[mastahcheese]

15:44 <ShookTop>: dammit now i want a keyboard-wyvern too

[Spehss _]

15:44 <ShookTop>: dammit now i want a keyboard-wyvern too

Well now I want one too.

[Parsely]

[17:23]   adwarf   Also its less plugging into your brains
[17:23]   adwarf   And more plugging into your nervous system
[17:24]   GUNINANRUNIN   plugging into- yeah
[17:24]   adwarf   It should actually be something possible in real life
[17:24]   adwarf   Theoretically speaking with my limited knowledge of science

[IronTomato]

I wear them to protect my soft, delicate, moist, delicious, warm, hairy, big, easily hurt feets.

YOUR EUPHEMISMS CAN'T FOOL MEH

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

That explains the forumer shipfic from 2012 I found in my PMs. I had no idea why I wrote that.

[hops]

"I have a ball!"

"No you don't. Someday you'll die!"

[Gentlefish]

[00:02:56] ThatMoron: rule 1 is violated about 10 times right here
[00:03:00] sambojin: with milk

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

[18:25:28] sambojin: I knew mutant things would end up inside women in this movie. somehow, I knew.

[Iceblaster]

1:41 PM - Iceblaster: chairs
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: that's what the sims 3 has
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: chairs galore
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: as in
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: so many chairs
1:41 PM - Chadovich the Brommunist: chairs, laddie
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: you can fill six houses
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: with just chairs
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: not really
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: but goddamnit
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: so many chairs
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: if OFB was on the sims 3
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: you could own a chair store
1:42 PM - Iceblaster:
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: (Open for business)
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: AFAIK, there isn't a business themed expansion
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: [Halo: Spartan Assault Emoticons]
1:42 PM - Iceblaster:
1:42 PM - Chadovich the Brommunist: chair store we sell chairs chairs galore sir don't touch that chair that is for a VIP
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: chairs are nice
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: they're like giant butt cusions
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: which they are
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: so
1:42 PM - Chadovich the Brommunist: quite
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: beds are even better
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: i mean seriously
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: sit and /lay/ on them
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: fucking best thing since sliced bread

Lemme known if there's any context that should not be here

EDIT:

1:51:58 PM] <Rabidgam3r> why didn't you pick my genitals being supercharged with obesity

[Kadzar]

Not touching random stranger's bodily fluids should already be a good rule to live by though.

Apparently, I work in dress slack pajamas. Who knew?

[Furtuka]

well someone's going to have to solve the issue of all this semen all over my computer

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

"What? Do you know them?"

"No. Why would I want to do that?"