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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8625 on: October 10, 2014, 04:39:53 am »

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<adwarf> wait what
<adwarf> I meant pure
<adwarf> god damnit
<adwarf> PURE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8626 on: October 10, 2014, 04:41:27 am »

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[17:37]   __Wymobile__   Clinginess is usually bananas, so that's good.
[17:37]   __Wymobile__   *bag
[17:37]   __Wymobile__   *bad
[17:37]   Harb   Ok then?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8627 on: October 10, 2014, 05:32:38 am »

Darvi has a bot? Neat.
Nah, Darvi is the bot.
For future note--if you don't put your OOC quotes in a single quote (that means no nested quotes like Furtuka did earlier), it won't be counted in the OOC quote thing for Darvbot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8628 on: October 10, 2014, 11:11:56 am »

Quote from: my mom
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8629 on: October 10, 2014, 11:21:16 am »

Quote from: Schneeble
If dragons could look like corgis then they would resemble the Tarrasque, and since corgis are the greatest dogs, Tarrasques are the greatest dragons. Q E D.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8630 on: October 10, 2014, 02:31:58 pm »

<StupidElves> Dude, that's how I felt after the first time I was ever in an orgy. You get used to it
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8631 on: October 10, 2014, 03:49:42 pm »

i said nothing oh god go away thought police aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8632 on: October 10, 2014, 05:47:59 pm »

There are to be no quotes specifically involving the crotch/ass region solely because it involves the region. This results in an angry Derm, an angrier ToadyOne, and a locked thread. Nobody wants that. So keep your fetishistic crap to yourself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8633 on: October 11, 2014, 12:47:06 am »

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Low Carboxyl: So I found a program that makes my computer a hotspot
Low Carboxyl: And so  I had to name the network
Furtuka: Oh?
Furtuka: what did you ame it
Low Carboxyl: Do you want some guess
Low Carboxyl: Hints?
Low Carboxyl: Or do you just want me to boringly tellyou
Furtuka: WiSempi
Low Carboxyl: I should have just asked you before naming my network
Low Carboxyl: I just named it Gay Anime Girls
Low Carboxyl: Nothing special
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8634 on: October 11, 2014, 10:06:43 am »

Well you bleed every time I stab you with a different knife, so I don't think it's the knife that's causing it!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8635 on: October 11, 2014, 10:29:28 am »

Quote from: My friend
If you execute somebody, they generally end up dead.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8636 on: October 11, 2014, 11:10:02 am »

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Is your friend John Madden?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8637 on: October 11, 2014, 11:39:40 am »

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People die if they are killed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8638 on: October 11, 2014, 12:26:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8639 on: October 11, 2014, 05:22:59 pm »

Friends don't use friends as bullet sponges.

Well... I dunno what kind of friends this guy has.
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