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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711604 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8685 on: October 18, 2014, 03:55:28 am »

Quote from: Me watching a Boss Rage Episode
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8686 on: October 18, 2014, 04:03:55 am »

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<adwarf> I've tried sushi
<adwarf> I found the waitress more enjoyable :v
<Objectkitty> adwarf confirmed for Hannibal.
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<adwarf> no
<adwarf> She was really damn hot :v
<Wrex> After you cooked her, yes
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<Objectkitty> I prefer my waiters rare.
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<Wrex> WHAT IS THIS
<Wrex> WHAT IS THIS
<Wrex> WHAT IS MY LIFE
<adwarf> OH SHIT __DARVI__
<adwarf> __DARVI__ ABORT
<Skyrunner> !stab adwarf
* Darbot headbutts adwarf.
* Wrex has kicked Darbot from #bay12lb (IN A FiRE)
<adwarf> NOOOOO
<adwarf> GOD DAMMIT WREX
<adwarf> THAT WAS MY FRIEND
<adwarf> YOU'VE KILLED MY FRIEND ;-;
<Wrex> AND NOW HE IS DEAD
« Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 04:09:10 am by Skyrunner »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8687 on: October 18, 2014, 07:42:59 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8688 on: October 18, 2014, 03:19:00 pm »

You're shaking so hard they could sell you as a "Marital aid".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8689 on: October 18, 2014, 04:45:29 pm »

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5:44 PM - KingOfStarrySkies: YOU COULD EAT SHRIMP WITH HITLER!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8690 on: October 18, 2014, 09:31:24 pm »

I want to stab myself in the brain repeatedly so I end up thinking the world is a nice, happy place through all my brain damage.
those poor, poor guns. just minding their own business, until some psycho comes along with promises of candy and murder.
If guns have free will they're the laziest motherfuckers in existence.
You treat that loose barrel like it is specifically waiting to be pointed at someone, so that it may leap out, strangle them to death, frame you for the murder, and then bang your sister in your own bed. Gun safety is important, otherwise you end up in prison and the uncle of a hold-out pistol.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8691 on: October 18, 2014, 09:43:04 pm »

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Worldmaster27: WHY THE HELL WOULD LITTLE GIRLS TASTE LIKE PENISES
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8692 on: October 18, 2014, 10:48:19 pm »

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<Objectkitty> Everyone is shouting at me to open all the doors and asking me to state laws
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<Skyrunner> Hi Wrex!
<Wrex> Yesh
<Wrex> Or yush
<Wrex> Yes
<Wrex> Affirmative
<Wrex> TOtally
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<SomeStupidGuy> Ooh. Almost got enough gold for my horrible abomination sword. :D
« Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 10:50:41 pm by Skyrunner »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8693 on: October 18, 2014, 10:54:36 pm »

It's funny, I don't find that thing objective said funny, due to it being entirely normal for most SS13 players.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8694 on: October 18, 2014, 10:57:25 pm »

Cause I don't play SS13.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8695 on: October 18, 2014, 11:04:09 pm »

Exactly~
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8696 on: October 18, 2014, 11:06:12 pm »

I used to play SS13 and I ALWAYS played AI, so I got exactly what he was talking about instantly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8697 on: October 19, 2014, 12:15:59 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8698 on: October 19, 2014, 12:42:31 am »

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Exactly~
So stop applying context to it >:I

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<Reverie> aww yeh
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8699 on: October 19, 2014, 12:53:26 pm »

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