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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8640 on: October 11, 2014, 06:12:21 pm »
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I like to imagine that the alternate ending is that Ness decides to ignore the whole saving the world thing. He joins the Sharks and wraps himself deep within the warm, loving embrace of infamous "Twoson Sugar". Whilst entangled deep within the throes of addiction, he then proceeds to beat every police officer in the city into the ground with a tee ball bat in order to scrape together enough for the next fix.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8641 on: October 12, 2014, 05:09:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8642 on: October 12, 2014, 06:49:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8643 on: October 12, 2014, 06:51:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8644 on: October 13, 2014, 12:07:37 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8645 on: October 13, 2014, 12:47:55 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8646 on: October 13, 2014, 01:26:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8647 on: October 13, 2014, 02:01:40 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on October 13, 2014, 12:49:20 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8648 on: October 13, 2014, 03:47:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8649 on: October 14, 2014, 02:38:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8650 on: October 14, 2014, 07:23:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8651 on: October 14, 2014, 07:35:40 am »
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<Shinotsatop> Also - fetuses are goddamn creepy when you ultrasound them right through the skull when their mouth is open
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<Skyrunner> did you know that New York University rivals University of Virginia in terms of graduate comp sci program rankings
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8652 on: October 14, 2014, 01:54:51 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on October 14, 2014, 01:43:34 pm
Also, you may need a choir of 3-year olds shouting in spirit with you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8653 on: October 14, 2014, 03:46:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8654 on: October 14, 2014, 05:32:35 pm »
[11:31.22] <EricBlank> shook's balls killed tiruin D:


[11:34.05] <ShookTop> MY BALLS ARE IMMORTALIZED


[11:38.44] <mastahcheese> NOT HARD ENOUGH
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