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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761621 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8385 on: September 18, 2014, 12:30:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8386 on: September 18, 2014, 01:42:52 am »

[08:43.00] <@Wrex> Elvis apparently suffered the head explosion and wrote himself into a virus, then proceeded to Hack the World
[08:43.12] <@Wrex> He agrees to murder shit for us if we can download him into something
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8387 on: September 18, 2014, 03:28:14 am »

Dammit, guys, a flying turtle is laughing at us.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8388 on: September 18, 2014, 08:54:14 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8389 on: September 18, 2014, 09:06:06 am »

[08:43.00] <@Wrex> Elvis apparently suffered the head explosion and wrote himself into a virus, then proceeded to Hack the World
[08:43.12] <@Wrex> He agrees to murder shit for us if we can download him into something

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Is it sad that I know which game Wrex is talking about?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8390 on: September 18, 2014, 02:12:19 pm »

you can get a dead rabbit and hook it up to a keg for lots of purified water.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8391 on: September 18, 2014, 03:44:33 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8392 on: September 18, 2014, 05:45:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8393 on: September 18, 2014, 05:51:31 pm »

It's all fun and games until the affable person in the bird mask pins the other dude down and shoves his beak through the guy's throat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8394 on: September 18, 2014, 06:14:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8396 on: September 18, 2014, 06:49:59 pm »

She's lying on my bed, (probably) asleep, going "meeeep... meeeeeep.... meeeeeep... meeeeep....."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8397 on: September 18, 2014, 08:51:09 pm »

You have quite possibly doomed yourself with muscle wizards.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8398 on: September 18, 2014, 10:38:41 pm »

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