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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708446 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8400 on: September 18, 2014, 11:20:53 pm »

i would fuck that horse
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8401 on: September 18, 2014, 11:21:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8402 on: September 18, 2014, 11:22:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8403 on: September 19, 2014, 10:30:11 am »

"I WOULD LIKE TO BONE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8404 on: September 19, 2014, 11:01:12 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8405 on: September 19, 2014, 03:15:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8406 on: September 19, 2014, 03:29:33 pm »

"You're gonna shoot him aren't you? I mean it's kinda none of my business, but I'd just like to know to stand somewhere else to have an alibi."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8407 on: September 19, 2014, 03:39:40 pm »

Just avoid killing your mother whenever she shows up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8409 on: September 19, 2014, 06:05:55 pm »

[00:04] <ShookTop> are you deepthroating the bread cript?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8410 on: September 20, 2014, 11:08:30 am »

You seem to have forgotten 264-year-old Agent Smith.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8412 on: September 20, 2014, 02:45:47 pm »

[09:47.30] <smeding> maybe you should
[09:47.34] <smeding> fuck jesus, i mean
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8413 on: September 20, 2014, 03:49:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8414 on: September 20, 2014, 04:19:48 pm »

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