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[BadLemonsXI]

Well, they are Australian...

I don't get it.

New Zealanders are fond of making fun of Australians, and as a result, there are many jokes circulating. Some concern the... um... education of certain people.

Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)

People in NZ think people in Australia are stupid.

Well that's just not nice.

[4maskwolf]

So, today I saw a grade 10 kid trying to be cool and stuff.
He skipped the line at the microwave, put a plastic bag of noodles into it, set it for four minutes and the left, clicking his tongue and flicking his shirt as he did.
Then, one of my friends added an extra minute onto the time, so he came back and asked who stopped and restarted it. Then, I told him there was a line and he pretended he didn't know how the noodles got there. Then, he asked if we played xbox, then asked about PC. I told him I played bastion, and he told me "It sounds pretty gay". Then, he told me about how he could kick me from the bastion server in two seconds, "without even using Vac bans".
But wait, it gets better. He opens the microwave, and his plastic bag had broken and he gets covered in wet noodles. Karma!

*4maskwolf begins rolling on the floor laughing

Silly silly humans.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, they are Australian...

I don't get it.

New Zealanders are fond of making fun of Australians, and as a result, there are many jokes circulating. Some concern the... um... education of certain people.

Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)

People in NZ think people in Australia are stupid.

Well that's just not nice.

Well, it's not serious. I think it's supposed to be some kind of sibling rivalry thing? Australia makes fun of us for being small, poor, and almost as fat as the US, and we get all tetchy and say you're stupid.

[Graknorke]

Well, they are Australian...

I don't get it.

New Zealanders are fond of making fun of Australians, and as a result, there are many jokes circulating. Some concern the... um... education of certain people.

Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)

People in NZ think people in Australia are stupid.

Well that's just not nice.

Well, it's not serious. I think it's supposed to be some kind of sibling rivalry thing? Australia makes fun of us for being small, poor, and almost as fat as the US, and we get all tetchy and say you're stupid.

Stupid criminals, don't forget.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, they are Australian...

I don't get it.

New Zealanders are fond of making fun of Australians, and as a result, there are many jokes circulating. Some concern the... um... education of certain people.

Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)

People in NZ think people in Australia are stupid.

Well that's just not nice.

Well, it's not serious. I think it's supposed to be some kind of sibling rivalry thing? Australia makes fun of us for being small, poor, and almost as fat as the US, and we get all tetchy and say you're stupid.

Stupid criminals, don't forget.

And they have a funny accent.

[hops]

Dammit, guys, a flying turtle is laughing at us.

[BadLemonsXI]

Well, they are Australian...

I don't get it.

New Zealanders are fond of making fun of Australians, and as a result, there are many jokes circulating. Some concern the... um... education of certain people.

Spoiler: Explanation (click to show/hide)

People in NZ think people in Australia are stupid.

Well that's just not nice.

Well, it's not serious. I think it's supposed to be some kind of sibling rivalry thing? Australia makes fun of us for being small, poor, and almost as fat as the US, and we get all tetchy and say you're stupid.

Stupid criminals, don't forget.

And they have a funny accent.

I'm not the type to insult back so this is really one sided. Actually two of the coolest guys I know are from NZ thats probably also why I don't feel like continuing this.

[hops]

But all New Zealanders are jock sheeps

Do you even lift, baaaaaaaah?

[Orange Wizard]

Aw, I'm sorry Lemons. I don't mean to offend, even though it sounds really offensive.

...

If it makes you feel better, we also like to make fun of each other. A lot of the humor is a wee bit racist (particularly concerning the increasingly high Asian population) but none of them speak English, so it's fine.

* II opens his mouth and sticks his foot in.

Incidentally, the Wiki page for NZ humour has a section devoted to sheep jokes.

[Blargityblarg]

m8 i feel like I do this every time but new zealanders do not have the right to call any accent silly

sorry, typo'd

call inny eccint sully*

[Orange Wizard]

Yeh nah bro, arm jist gunna git sem fush en chups.

[Tawa]

typo'd

I read that as "tuypo'd".

Suddenly, I have a flash of insight related to their godawful English.

[Lyeos]

typo'd

I read that as "tuypo'd".

Suddenly, I have a flash of insight related to their godawful English.

Did you realize that their name was a pun on the word typo, which is a fact they admitted at one point?

[Tawa]

typo'd

I read that as "tuypo'd".

Suddenly, I have a flash of insight related to their godawful English.

Did you realize that their name was a pun on the word typo, which is a fact they admitted at one point?

What.

How did I miss this?

[Orange Wizard]

I have no idea. I never saw them admit it, but I realised pretty much straight away.