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[Furtuka]

Spoiler: You must be this kawaii to survive the apocalypse (click to show/hide)

And so, the homies and I watched from our hang-out spot as the Kawaii-Desu Apocalypse wrecked through L.A., Compton, and Long Beach in one fell swoop.

Nothing could match the Kawaii in any regard, and as a group of young thugged-out motherfuckers rolling dice and drinking 40's while banging out to Trap music, you'd think we'd be destroyed instantly. We were the epitome of anti-Kawaii.

But you'd be wrong.

[darkpaladin109]

Mr.Magoo in space eh?

Goodie gumdrops. Consider yourself Linkin' and Stinkin' and Drinkin' heavily.

The judge seems to like the iron chef's more, though thats probably biased since, by the time he gets to the competitor's work, he's missing most of his face.

[miauw62]

<Shinotsa> The question is, how much whip cracking is equal to an hour of masturbation?

[Vorthon]

<DontEvenAsk> I never said that being a Daedric genderqueer horse was a bad thing.
<DontEvenAsk> xe's just a magic genderqueer horse with glowing red eyes who is also a sassy assassin.

[Avis-Mergulus]

When you wish for nothing, you get nothing.
When you get nothing, you want something.
When you want something, you get cable.
When you get cable, the cable needs to be repaired.
When it needs to be repaired, you get tense.
When you get tense, you can't sleep.
When you can't sleep, you need to sleep.
When you need to sleep, accidents happen.
When accidents happen, you have to survive.
When you have to survive, you eat wild berries.
When you eat wild berries, you chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.

[darkpaladin109]

The subtitle reads "I guess you could say I've got a Red thumb" followed by "[Murder noises intensify]"

[Eotyrannus]

Ah.
Well.
...
Carry on. Please stop hurting me on accident.

[Iceblaster]

I traded all my coal for Iron, Emeralds...

And Silk Touch Pants.

I admit this is less OOCQ and more funny quotes, buuuuut fuck it.

[RedKing]

You might wanna make it a point to put your dick away while playing football.

[Tiruin]

Castles are symbols of oppressive aristocratic social orders that I as an American oppose.

You can be all patriotic and shit. On the OTHER SIDE of my moat.

Anyone can potentially enjoy a beheading: it's all in the execution.

[Twi]

Sidestepping the Lua C API with automatic binding generators and helper libraries is a bit like gouging your eyes out with a rusty teaspoon, while direct use of the Lua C API is rather like being crucified. You'll never get your eyes back, but if you're tacked to a cross, there’s a chance you'll rise again, in just 3 days, as a god.

[4maskwolf]

Now I have this image of you going around licking lepers as Challenge Mode for your immune system.

Unfortunately artillery can easily target the house sized massed of "Fuck you", but I had ion strike beacons and I was already in their base, so it made no difference in the end.

[darkpaladin109]

Well ya know, human prostitutes are expensive, the goat prostitutes only charge 3/4ths as much and not everyone has extra money.

[Greiger]

^ Finally.  I made it into the OOC thread.  I can die happy.

[Frumple]

... G, you've been quoted in here like 18 times.