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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709348 times)

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6720 on: March 23, 2014, 05:50:46 am »

Donkeys have hooves so sharp they're technically in violation of non-proliferation treaties due to their ability to split atoms. They are truly magnificent.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6722 on: March 24, 2014, 07:31:47 pm »

It's all golden, but whether metal or piss I don't know!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6723 on: March 24, 2014, 09:38:38 pm »

I just poured an entire handful of peanut dicks in my hand and ate them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6724 on: March 24, 2014, 11:26:44 pm »

everyone is horribly getting maimed or dying
but meanwhile
jim is just watching tv
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6725 on: March 24, 2014, 11:32:27 pm »

I... swear that wasn't me. I've been baking scones for Cthulu-senpai.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6726 on: March 25, 2014, 08:04:58 am »

* Darvi shoves a wheel of cheese into his ears.

WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU, CAN YOU REPEAT THAT FOR ME?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6727 on: March 25, 2014, 08:35:59 am »

Aren't you busy getting shot in the face or something?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6728 on: March 25, 2014, 02:23:45 pm »

Graphic tweaks and genocide makes everything 100 % more user friendly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6729 on: March 25, 2014, 04:12:20 pm »

I only care if you can stuff every tiny item on station into one cheese wheel, including mice, and then shoving that wheel into Darvi's ear.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6730 on: March 25, 2014, 10:10:52 pm »

It's still better than being a 0 year old cisgendered potato
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

kaijyuu

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6731 on: March 25, 2014, 10:12:21 pm »

Got distracted while making a cup of tea and a bowl of ramen. Now I have tea-infused noodles and a hot steaming cup of...."beef flavor".  :-\
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6732 on: March 25, 2014, 10:18:47 pm »

Must find way to turn into a little anime girl before the destruction begins.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6733 on: March 25, 2014, 11:28:09 pm »

Good thing i coated myself with asbestos for just this eventuality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6734 on: March 26, 2014, 12:26:22 am »

XANTALOUS, THEY AREN'T EVEN FLASHING THEIR PANTSU!
THAT'S HOW KAWAII THEY ARE XAN!
NO PANTSU KAWAI
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