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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764636 times)

Heliman

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1905 on: August 12, 2011, 11:27:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1906 on: August 12, 2011, 02:35:59 pm »
Quote from: Somewhere in Metal Archives by Cheeses_Priced
'Nunslaughter' must be the most inappropriate name for a metal band ever. What does the laughter of nuns have to do with death metal? I've avoided them for that reason
It's not REALLY funny, but it made me laugh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1907 on: August 12, 2011, 03:08:51 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on August 12, 2011, 02:35:59 pm
Quote from: Somewhere in Metal Archives by Cheeses_Priced
'Nunslaughter' must be the most inappropriate name for a metal band ever. What does the laughter of nuns have to do with death metal? I've avoided them for that reason
It's not REALLY funny, but it made me laugh.
No no no, not Nuns Laughter, Nun Slaughter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1908 on: August 12, 2011, 03:10:47 pm »
Quote from: The Scout on August 12, 2011, 03:08:51 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on August 12, 2011, 02:35:59 pm
Quote from: Somewhere in Metal Archives by Cheeses_Priced
'Nunslaughter' must be the most inappropriate name for a metal band ever. What does the laughter of nuns have to do with death metal? I've avoided them for that reason
It's not REALLY funny, but it made me laugh.
No no no, not Nuns Laughter, Nun Slaughter.
Thank you Captain Obvious, that was the joke :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1909 on: August 13, 2011, 04:54:55 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on August 13, 2011, 04:42:26 pm
Go to a bar.  There's a fucking bear in the bar.  Why is there a fucking bear in the bar.
Quote from: ToonyMan on August 13, 2011, 04:37:00 pm
It's like Pokemon but with murder instead of battles and tournaments.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1910 on: August 15, 2011, 11:27:12 am »
Quote from: EnnPeeCee on September 18, 2009, 01:12:51 am
The poor melancholy aqua horse was ambushed by goblins!  At the bottom of a lake...
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As dwarves slowly lose their stats over time it's natural for them to get fatter as they age because there's no activities to train healing rate.
so dwarves that die of old age in DF dont get shriveled and weak, but huge round masses of meat and fat that explode spectacularly upon their final birthday?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1911 on: August 15, 2011, 05:35:25 pm »
Bauglir: DON'T YOU SEE, VECTOR
Bauglir: THE VENT WAS IN YOUR HEART ALL ALONG
Bauglir: YOU NEED SURGERY

Vector: It's... it's radioactive Jesus!
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 06:10:18 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1912 on: August 15, 2011, 10:56:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1913 on: August 15, 2011, 11:38:46 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on August 15, 2011, 10:56:04 pm
Quote from: My sister
YOU WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

I think she was talking to me. Somehow...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1914 on: August 16, 2011, 12:29:14 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1915 on: August 16, 2011, 03:23:00 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge in his stream
I guess my snake didn't come out as well as I thought it did

That dude is just staring at that hole

Janet, in a different stream:
THEY ARE ALL
ANUS CANDY
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1916 on: August 16, 2011, 07:15:04 pm »
Janetx3: Otacon is Ochita
Otacon: Only 50%
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1917 on: August 16, 2011, 11:30:33 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on August 16, 2011, 03:23:00 pm
Quote from: Solifuge in his stream
I guess my snake didn't come out as well as I thought it did

That dude is just staring at that hole

Th-that's not what I meant! T__T;
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1918 on: August 17, 2011, 10:44:31 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on August 16, 2011, 11:30:33 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on August 16, 2011, 03:23:00 pm
Quote from: Solifuge in his stream
I guess my snake didn't come out as well as I thought it did

That dude is just staring at that hole

Th-that's not what I meant! T__T;
Relevant.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1919 on: August 19, 2011, 04:07:23 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 19, 2011, 04:04:18 am
"Hey, what's that flashing red light and buzzing siren mean?"
"Oh y'know, the reactor's overheating, we're losing altitude, the hull can't take the pressure, we've lost telemetry, Imperial troops have entered the base.  That sort of thing."
"Okay.  What do we do about it?"
"If someone says 'run', run motherfucker.  Until then, carry on and keep calm."
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