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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1920 on: August 19, 2011, 08:50:51 pm »
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« Reply #1921 on: August 19, 2011, 10:45:32 pm »
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If you guys see anything in the shadows, just fuckin' shit.

Wow, it's huge.

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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1922 on: August 20, 2011, 01:34:56 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on August 19, 2011, 11:56:52 pm
Fishkat hates being hugged by shirtless hipsters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1923 on: August 20, 2011, 09:45:30 am »
Fishkat hates pretty much any situation involving shirtless hipsters.
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« Reply #1924 on: August 20, 2011, 12:34:10 pm »
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« Reply #1925 on: August 22, 2011, 03:57:08 pm »
Quote from: Naxza on August 22, 2011, 08:54:13 am
balls fresh out of the watermelon sounds so much better than balls in a tupperware container.

Taken very out of context. You could also remove the "balls fresh out of the watermelon" for more shenanigans.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1926 on: August 22, 2011, 06:16:53 pm »
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Now, I don't really think I should be suggesting that my own son should start smoking weed, but....
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1927 on: August 22, 2011, 06:18:22 pm »
Quote from: postal83 on August 22, 2011, 06:04:26 pm
Man, you're excited?  Feel these nipples!
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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« Reply #1928 on: August 22, 2011, 06:19:09 pm »
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I have the Hitler moustache of bangs!

Quote from: Vector's mother, upon trying pearl milk tea for the first time
... This is kind of obscene.
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

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« Reply #1929 on: August 22, 2011, 07:49:04 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 22, 2011, 07:40:31 am
That's between me and my watermelon.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1930 on: August 22, 2011, 07:56:32 pm »
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« Reply #1931 on: August 22, 2011, 09:34:49 pm »
Quote from: ein on August 22, 2011, 09:24:08 pm
I do salt my melons~

This thread is just a gold mine, isn't it.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1932 on: August 23, 2011, 06:24:56 am »
Quote from: Vector on August 23, 2011, 04:04:54 am
I'm going to go be stupid in bed now.
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Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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« Reply #1933 on: August 23, 2011, 11:05:21 pm »
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You look like you just walked out of Fiddler on the Roof!  You'll have to sing and dance to entertain everyone now!
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueer renegade mathematician and mafia subforum limpet. please avoid quoting me.

pronouns: prefer neutral ones, others are fine. height: 5'3".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1934 on: August 24, 2011, 07:44:27 am »
Quote from: Darvi on August 19, 2011, 06:25:08 am
My chemistry book is DELICIOUS.

AND SO ARE MY TROUSERS.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.
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