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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708667 times)

ein

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1935 on: August 24, 2011, 12:09:02 pm »
[2011/08/23 23:27:04] dr.octagonapuss117: "Hey that chick is hot but damn I have to kill her because she's doing this kinky S&M shit on all the guards"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1936 on: August 24, 2011, 02:43:37 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 24, 2011, 02:33:36 pm
There are a lot of men named Anna and Sarah in the future.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1937 on: August 24, 2011, 03:22:22 pm »
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1938 on: August 24, 2011, 06:11:22 pm »
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1939 on: August 25, 2011, 02:48:54 pm »
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20:46 - Aklyon: was it a flailing bull with two crystals in its arse, though?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1940 on: August 25, 2011, 06:21:04 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on August 24, 2011, 09:29:25 am
your arm would have more of a chance, but without a soul, it might not have a rich inner life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1941 on: August 25, 2011, 06:39:50 pm »
Quote from: Claxus
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1942 on: August 26, 2011, 12:25:39 am »
[19:22:57] Tomas1297: I'll assume you want me to leave Lithuania so you could kidnap me and keep me in a cage or something. So you're amassing an army of scene kids.

[21:46:41] Tomas1297: Penis~ :3
« Last Edit: August 26, 2011, 02:47:12 am by ein »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1943 on: August 26, 2011, 12:28:13 am »
Quote from: ein on August 26, 2011, 12:25:39 am
[19:22:57] Tomas1297: I'll assume you want me to leave Lithuania so you could kidnap me and keep me in a cage or something. So you're amassing an army of scene kids.
Even the context needs context.

[8:18:16 AM] 闇彌 凉紀: EVERY scene kid on the planet moves to Lithuania, driving out most of the local populace and turning the entire country into a giant mosh pit, what then?~
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1944 on: August 26, 2011, 08:02:47 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1945 on: August 26, 2011, 11:31:01 pm »
Quote from: Claxus
connect w/ me real quick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1946 on: August 26, 2011, 11:32:54 pm »
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Oh, damn, the tip fell off.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1947 on: August 27, 2011, 02:21:32 am »
(crap removed)
« Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 11:07:24 pm by Toady One »
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1948 on: August 27, 2011, 03:06:53 am »
Quote from: Dad
Oh my god! It's a bunch of men in dresses!
Quote from: Mum
They're called kilts ::)
Quote from: Dad
There's a difference?

Hehehe... It's not too funny but it still made me laugh a bit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1949 on: August 27, 2011, 02:10:40 pm »
Quote from: tomas1297 on August 27, 2011, 02:21:32 am
It's official. I've been raped once again.

Wow, it's a thing that isn't funny.

Didn't we have to go over this recently?
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