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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761494 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1260 on: April 13, 2011, 09:36:23 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1261 on: April 13, 2011, 10:24:40 am »
Quote from: ein on April 11, 2011, 10:14:53 pm
That is some sexy skin you got there, bud.
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Quote from: Mindmaker on April 16, 2011, 02:42:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1262 on: April 13, 2011, 12:59:52 pm »
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There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

kudos if you know where it's from :)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1263 on: April 13, 2011, 01:18:32 pm »
There's a lot of freaky shit in that book. The entire OT is full of stuff to make you cringe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1264 on: April 13, 2011, 07:39:24 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on April 13, 2011, 12:59:52 pm
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There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses

kudos if you know where it's from :)

Ezekiel 23:20

There's worse stuff in there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1265 on: April 13, 2011, 08:54:13 pm »
Horse emissions?!

Good lord.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1266 on: April 13, 2011, 09:10:16 pm »
I've heard all manner of weird explanations for that one, including the idea that "she" is Israel and "her lovers" were various other nations. No, I don't know how that's supposed to make any sense.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1267 on: April 13, 2011, 09:36:28 pm »
Maybe it's just about a girl who really, REALLY had a thing for ponies.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1268 on: April 13, 2011, 09:54:29 pm »
She liked her men the way she liked her donkeys - well-hung jackasses.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1269 on: April 13, 2011, 11:52:56 pm »
18:51 - Nine: Rød grød med fløde is all I have to say
18:51 - アマランス: Now say it with a potato in your mouth.
18:52 - Nine: Grrr
18:52 - Nine: Don't you start on that xD I get enough of it from the other faildinavians xD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1270 on: April 14, 2011, 01:07:49 am »
Quote from: Megaman on April 14, 2011, 01:05:38 am
I god Chuck Palahniuk.
You heard it here first, folks.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1271 on: April 14, 2011, 04:01:19 am »
Quote from: Vietnamese Pokemon Crystal version translated into Engrish
suppball

mananers

Yedong's tail

Missile Bomb (== Team Rocket)

Went through the cave just now; still spiritful.

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In a world with so many hydras, who am I to throw away my extra swords?
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THIS UNDEAD THREAD SHALL BE WOVEN INTO UNDEAD SOCKS
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Hot Chocolate is like Dakka. You can never have enuff of it, and you should try not to drop it on your pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1272 on: April 14, 2011, 10:47:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1273 on: April 14, 2011, 06:26:30 pm »
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Soli: I'm about to collapse under my load right now. I'm panting right now and they can hear it.

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Soli: Fucknuts, go back to wherever the shit you came from.

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Soli: Who is that? What is that bright robe and bald head? I bet it's some kind of bitch.

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Soli: Carl of Duty: Black Cops.

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Soli: Yes. I am all kinds of gay.

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Soli: Oh no, I can't afford legs!
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 09:32:49 pm by Vertigon »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Realmfighter has his pail in public!
« Reply #1274 on: April 14, 2011, 08:29:01 pm »
Quote from: Vertigon on April 14, 2011, 06:26:30 pm
Soli: Carl of Duty: Black Cops.

...Also, I hope you do realize that I'm using a stage persona when streaming. The opinions of Livestream Solifuge do not reflect the actual opinions of Solifuge, or Livestream.com.
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