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Author Topic: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN  (Read 8464 times)

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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #90 on: April 13, 2011, 11:26:21 pm »
Quote from: Vector on April 13, 2011, 11:13:52 pm
And thus English turned into Chinese.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2011, 11:28:01 pm »
Buh-wha
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #92 on: April 13, 2011, 11:28:43 pm »
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Re: Whom do you write like?
« Reply #93 on: April 13, 2011, 11:29:30 pm »
I just put a poem that I wrote the other day in and it gave me Arthur C Clarke. I guess it has to be because this line
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because otherwise I'm not seeing it at all.

Actually, I think I'm noticing a simple trend here. Present tense = James Joyce. At least for me, every single time. No matter how little present tense is in the work. The exception being when I use a lot of celestial imagery it invariably comes up with Clarke.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #94 on: April 14, 2011, 12:13:35 am »
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #95 on: April 14, 2011, 01:05:38 am »
I copy pasted 'You are fat' over and over. I got Chuck Palahniuk.

Edit: I GOD Chuck Palahniuk? That's it, I'm going to bed.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 01:41:54 am by Megaman »
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2011, 01:26:51 am »
Quote from: Megaman on April 14, 2011, 01:05:38 am
I copy pasted 'You are fat' over and over. I god Chuck Palahniuk.

Makes sense >_>
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #97 on: April 14, 2011, 02:07:22 am »
Alright. I just put in that crappy airatmosphere poem I wrote above.

Apparently this thing thinks I am James Joyce, because I pretty much can't get anything else.

e: I'm taking this as a sign that I should rewrite Finnegan's Wake so it makes some damn sense.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2011, 02:11:12 am by fqllve »
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #98 on: April 14, 2011, 04:46:35 am »
I wrote this: Shall my steak have a pillory, or shall my pillory have a steak? Such questions will be asked all throughout a lifetime. Other questions, such as: Why is flame water? What does bag fuck mean? What is the trashy man? Who is missile bomb? Will also be asked.

Apparantly, I write like James Joyce!
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #99 on: April 14, 2011, 05:18:12 am »
I write like Stephenie Meyer. FML.

Actually, I chopped off one paragraph from the same submission, and now it says that I write Cory Doctorow. Yeah, might as well just pull out random names. Also got Dan Brown and Vladimir Nabokov.
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Re: Whom do you write like?
« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2011, 06:01:36 am »
Quote from: Zrk2 on April 09, 2011, 10:12:45 pm
H P Lovecraft if by an essay about The Great Gatsby.
And his teacher was never the same thereafter...
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2011, 07:04:28 am »
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I did another one and got David Foster Wallace, who apparently wrote for play boy at one time. Das cool.

you'd be surprised at how many famous authors have written for playboy. They have a knack for finding promising talent that later goes on to do some amazing writing, it seems.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2011, 07:05:58 am »
After actually doing the test, and inserting my intro of  the RTD wars, I got... *drumroll*











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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2011, 08:38:09 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gives me Arthur Clarke.

I think I found out how this works.
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Re: ATHE ENGLISHSPEAK ISARE NOWBEING CHINESEMANDARIN
« Reply #104 on: April 14, 2011, 08:40:29 am »
The same thing with 'robots' gives Isaac Asimov. So yeah. >_>
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