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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761488 times)

Acanthus117

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My little bro:

What kind of username is Acanthus?

It sounds like a fungis. (he really said that xD)
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Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

Darvi

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Tarran: Alright, so you all find a sword, and...
IronyOwl: Tarrantarrantarran can I make a magic sword with multiple enchantments?
Tarran: Uh... I guess? Actually that sounds a little...
TolyK: Tarran can I make a shield out of my shield with another shield?
Tarran: Uh... I suppose you can-
Darvi: Tarran how come I don't have any bolts?
Tarran: Because you didn't-
IronyOwl: Tarran I want some golems can I have some golems?
Tarran: Yes! You just have to-
IronyOwl: But I want special golems so can I make each part separately?
Tarran: Yes but... wait, no...
Draignean: This
TolyK: Is!
SeriousConcentrate: The
IronyOwl: Song
Darvi: That
SeriousConcentrate: Ne-ver
TolyK: Ends~
Draignean: Yes
IronyOwl: It
Darvi: Goes
Tarran: ...what the hell are you people even doing?!
Darvi: SINGING!
IronyOwl::D
SeriousConcentrate::D
TolyK::D
Draignean::D
Tarran: ...
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The Scout

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"GODDAMNIT, ISAAC, you lose more limbs in an hour then people lose their keys in a lifetime. ARE THEY GLUED ON, MAYBE SOME DUCTAPE!?!"
* goes up elevator, mr.slashy goes under it. "No, we're gonna get him." *Goes down. *Shoots him with a full magazine of pulse rifle ammo. "IT'S INVINCIBLE, IT ISN'T MY FAULT THIS TIME. SEE, SEE."
« Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 08:15:40 am by The Scout »
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Whatever you do, don't agree to stop looking at pornography or getting help from Jesus.
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Greiger

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Quote from: wow trade channel, horde side
??:LFM [For the Horde].  Kill the horses and rape the women.  Or maybe the other way around, I don't judge.

Someoneelse: Well we do have Tauren after all.

Recalled from memory.  No actual logs.
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I don't need friends!! I've got knives!!!

ein

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9:45 - アマランス: DOMINANCE HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED BITCH
9:45 - アマランス HAS ESTABLISHED DOMINANCE
9:45 - 氷玉三 BUDFIST
9:45 - 氷玉三: YEAH
9:46 - アマランス HAS ESTABLISHED DOMINANCE SO FUCKING HARD IT'S OVERFLOWING
9:46 - 氷玉三: :O
9:46 - 氷玉三: SO HARD AND YOU CAN'T HOLD IT IN.
9:47 - 氷玉三: IT JUST EXPLODES, INFECTING EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITH PURE DOMINATION

BlueMagic

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conAirs: sparkle that shit

I love rp. Also this is from memory so no logs
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Ochita

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Quote from: Acanthus117
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DAMN YOU OCHI
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Quote from: Freeform
princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

Gunner-Chan

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It's called sadomasochism =)
It's also called being a nine-year-old boy.
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

iceball3

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7:25 PM - 氷玉三: Hm.
7:25 PM - 氷玉三: I think I just died by humping a baby cactus uninentionally.
7:26 PM - Rozy~♥: Cactus is not ein.
7:26 PM - 氷玉三: What. :I
7:27 PM - Rozy~♥: You heard me.
7:27 PM - Rozy~♥: YOU HEARD
7:27 PM - Rozy~♥: ME
7:27 PM - 氷玉三: :I
7:27 PM - 氷玉三: D:
7:27 PM - 氷玉三: D8
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10:22 PM - 氷玉三 pats ein on the head.
10:22 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: Why?
10:22 PM - 氷玉三: Why does a bear shit in the woods?
10:22 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: Because it feels a biological ne-AW SNAP! YOU DO HUMP ME.
10:23 PM - 氷玉三: WAIT, WHAT?!
10:23 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: YOU FEEL A BIOLOGICAL NEED TO REMAIN CLOSE TO ME.
10:23 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: BIOLOGICAL NEED = REPRODUCTION
10:23 PM - 氷玉三: :I
10:23 PM - 氷玉三: NOOO
10:24 PM - 氷玉三: I CANNOT REPRODUCE WITH YOUR HAIR.
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE. D:
« Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 09:30:23 pm by iceball3 »
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ein

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18:09 - ᚾᛁᚾᛖ: If you speak danish in a singing like voice it sounds a lot like norwegian and swedish, and incredibly gay.

Gunner-Chan

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Aqizzar: gave away our bureaucratic virginity did we?
Janetx3: No chin.
Janetx3: We took his adventuring virginity.
Aqizzar: yay!
Janetx3: We ruined him for marrage. TOtally.
Aqizzar: except to you~
Janetx3: He's crying and we're smoking a ciggarete by the bed.
SHAD0Wdump: ..................
SHAD0Wdump: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! XD
Aqizzar: with his slime-covered sword against the wall
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

Blargityblarg

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(All in voicechat in L4D2)

Jackrabbit: I hear Witches are susceptible to Morse Code

Myself and some other guy: BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEPBEEEEEEEEEEP
« Last Edit: April 20, 2011, 08:19:03 am by Blargityblarg »
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Blossom of orange
Shit, nothing rhymes with orange
Wait, haikus don't rhyme

Jackrabbit

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They did it simultaneously, it was hilarious. For the record, I was making a joke about flashing your light at a witch.
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Ochita

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XD

Oh you guys..
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Quote from: Freeform
princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

Dermonster

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I would like to join you on one of your zombie sprees at some point.

sounds fun.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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