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[Urist Imiknorris]

And now I shall forever see your avatar as being a Lawyer Cat.

[Heliman]

Hold on extra hard to your tinfoil hats, people.

[Ochita]

The Doc: you know
The Doc: as soon as you get a life
The Doc: you die

[Darvi]

EMILy GET IN THE BED I HAVE SOME HATEFUCKING TO DO

[fqllve]

"Unfuck yourself" may mean that someone fucked you, or that you fucked yourself.  The existence of the reflexive is not dependent on the manner in which one was fucked--it only means that the unfucking is being performed by an individual on themselves.

I...think I might have to break my no sig policy.

[Darvi]

USE THE POWER OF HATEFUCKS

[Zrk2]

And now I shall forever see your avatar as being a Lawyer Cat.

Remove context. Now read.

[Ochita]

What? Noo!

[Darvi]

I keep thinking tomself that olga is really sexy

[Vector]

"Unfuck yourself" may mean that someone fucked you, or that you fucked yourself.  The existence of the reflexive is not dependent on the manner in which one was fucked--it only means that the unfucking is being performed by an individual on themselves.

I...think I might have to break my no sig policy.

Hohoho

I'm glad you liked that one :3

[Solifuge]

I had hair down to the middle of my back a few years ago.  I even had my hair done like Legolas for my wedding.
I eventually couldn't stand it anymore

So fucking hot.

[Zrk2]

86: You regularly write posts that are longer, better-researched, and more eloquently argued than your essays for college courses.

89: You have reused sources and arguments from flamewars in college essays.

90: You have had to prove that you're the same person when said flamewar comes up in a requisite plagiarism Google search.

[iceball3]

5:44 PM - 風見幽香: Dude, you were holding it.
5:44 PM - 風見幽香: And stroking it.

Also.

9:41 PM - 涼気了: 息子、僕は失望。
9:44 PM - 氷玉三: I KNEW IT
9:44 PM - 氷玉三: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

One more...

Plus, I heard it was a mindfuck, so I'm looking forward to that

Feeling cheerier already.

[iceball3]

Bump because no one's adding anything and I am impatient.

12:13 AM - 氷玉三: Well, they do hump your feet.
12:13 AM - 落鈦: Into chaos

12:13 AM - 涼気了: Y'know what else humps my feet?
12:13 AM - 涼気了: Iceball, apparently.

12:15 AM - 界闘士: HOLY FUCKING GOD SPIDER RIGHT ABOVE MY NEW SUBTERANIUM HOME
12:15 AM - 涼気了: I'm afraid I can't protect you.
12:15 AM - 界闘士: FUCK FUCK FUCK

[ein]

18:18 - 落鈦: Damnit bro. Sleep, so I can play stuff
18:18 - 涼気了: Play what kinda stuff?
18:18 - 落鈦: Well..........
18:18 - 落鈦: You know.

18:19 - 氷玉三: His brother isn't used to anything too steamy.

18:21 - 落鈦: Well, some people can't handle me

18:13 - 氷玉三: I ~HUG~, Not >HUMP<.
18:13 - 氷玉三: ~~HUUUG~~
18:13 - 界闘士: SAME THING

18:23 - 落鈦 decides to OH GOD THERES A SPIDER BEING MOUNTED BY A SKELETON
18:23 - 落鈦: ;=;

18:25 - 落鈦: YOU TOUHOU PERSON
18:25 - 落鈦: SHOWING OFF ARMPITS

18:56 - 落鈦 starts to rub against ICEBRO

20:17 - 氷玉三: EVERYBODY
20:17 - 氷玉三: LICKING ARMPITS
20:18 - 氷玉三: JEEZ.
20:18 - 氷玉三: IT'S LIKE REIMU KEEPS HER CRACK THERE OR SOMETHING.
20:18 - 界闘士: FUCKING ARMPITS MAN
20:18 - 界闘士: WATCH THE FUCK OUT
20:18 - 界闘士: ONE LICK JUST TO TRY YOU SAY
20:19 - 界闘士: AND THEN YOUR LICKING LIKE A DOG IN A PEANUTBUTTER STORE

20:58 - アマランス: What are you smoking?
20:58 - 界闘士: EVERYTHING
20:58 - 界闘士: Wait that was for Iceball
20:58 - 界闘士: NEVERMIND