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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761511 times)

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6540 on: February 28, 2014, 07:42:24 pm »

Compared to getting fatally drilled in the ass or something, the black hole would be far more enticing.
The townspeople had to go on a daily routine of cutting back the rapidly-encroaching sentient mutant kudzu around the town.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6541 on: February 28, 2014, 09:47:36 pm »

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[21:44] <Syera> Long story short, Loki was Thor's Sassy Gay Friend.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6542 on: February 28, 2014, 10:58:27 pm »

Pardon the criminals.  If they rebel too, we'll pardon the nobles!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6543 on: February 28, 2014, 11:44:30 pm »

It's still an excuse to show naked ladies but damn if it isn't a well constructed excuse to show naked ladies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6544 on: March 01, 2014, 06:36:00 pm »

Only the Knowledge-Spider knows, though no one has bothered spending a secret to ask it.
Mostly cause I thought it was a cool phrasing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6545 on: March 01, 2014, 08:15:26 pm »

I'd have to turn my head inside out first to do that, and I don't have time for that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6546 on: March 02, 2014, 12:14:23 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6547 on: March 02, 2014, 09:04:00 pm »

Odin is actually Cthulhu, but depicted with less tentacles in his beard.

I seem to start ALL THE PAGES for some reason.  :o

They are mental dragons hoarding all your past good ideas in a cave somewhere off Mt Hypothalamus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6548 on: March 02, 2014, 09:38:43 pm »

Congratulations, you win the Most Arrogant Forumer Award! GreatWyrmGold grinds his teeth with the force of a thousand irate dragons as his treasure is stolen away! What do you do?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6549 on: March 03, 2014, 02:12:50 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6550 on: March 03, 2014, 05:08:33 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6551 on: March 03, 2014, 01:11:17 pm »

This poofy skirt is the price I pay for my people's freedom.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6552 on: March 03, 2014, 01:12:12 pm »

Thankfully, I haven't vomited in almost 20 years.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6553 on: March 03, 2014, 07:53:15 pm »

Kill the messenger, drink his blood, and mail his head back to the rebels along with a selfie of us and his mutilated corpse. Then burn their lands into the ground.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6554 on: March 03, 2014, 09:29:50 pm »

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