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Bribe lazy owls

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Prod lazy owls

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Beat lazy owls

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Get our own LP, with blackjack and hookers!

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Total Members Voted: 84

[Teneb]

Pardon the criminals. Together they shall form... the Axespendable Legion. (I'm sorry)

[sum1won]

Pardon the criminals.  If they rebel too, we'll pardon the nobles!

[Rolan7]

Don't pardon.  We could defeat this insurrection single-handedly!  Opening up the prisons sounds like something that would come back to bite us (like every other thing we've ever done, granted).

[GlyphGryph]

Don't Pardon

I really hope that in addition to our skill checks, we get to participate in THIS war a little more... personally. WIZARD. Remember what happened to those other dudes, with the storms and earthquakes and shit? Hah. That's nothing compared to what we might maybe be capable of!

[BishopX]

Don't pardon.

[Furtuka]

Pardon

[majikero]

This is new. I never went down the civil war route. All your fumbling around the noble court and military strategy are finally paying off.

[MaximumZero]

Pardon the criminals. Overwhelming force is a strategy.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Pardon the criminals, so that they'll get swords shoved through them instead of our real soldiers! We need cannon fodder dammit!

[Yoink]

This is new. I never went down the civil war route. All your fumbling around the noble court and military strategy are finally paying off.

Dude. Blind LP. No discussing spoilers. 

[Bauglir]

Don't pardon.  This is civil war, so we'd be letting criminals loot our own land.

This. I'm all for pissing off the nobles, but I think we should ensure the peasants like us. It might not sound like it, but not pardoning the peasant criminals is probably the best way to keep from pissing off our army fodder.

[Urist Imiknorris]

This. I'm all for pissing off the nobles, but I think we should ensure the peasants like us. It might not sound like it, but not pardoning the peasant criminals is probably the best way to keep from pissing off our army fodder.

Again, our army shouldn't be fodder. Let the criminals be fodder for our army.

[Taricus]

Our army is disciplined fodder though, and can actually stand one another as well.

[Bauglir]

This. I'm all for pissing off the nobles, but I think we should ensure the peasants like us. It might not sound like it, but not pardoning the peasant criminals is probably the best way to keep from pissing off our army fodder.

Again, our army shouldn't be fodder. Let the criminals be fodder for our army.

You mistake my meaning! The peasants are fodder for our army, in that their drafting feeds our ranks. If we pardon the criminals, it's likely that they'll do a lot of looting, thereby pissing off the peasants we like drafting, and they might then decide it'd be better to do things like become bandits that assassinate rulers or something.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I'm just running under the assumption that "military service" in the deal is code for "getting brutally killed by the enemy" (or maybe by our own army - there'd be no way to tell).