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[Slayerhero90]

Spent eight hours screwing everything.

[Frumple]

Spent eight hours screwing everything. Sometimes my job isn't so bad.

FTFY

It really is better with the second sentence.

[Furtuka]

if i cannot imagine sirus suddenly turning into a 13 year old girl with dark purple hair gathered into odango with pigtails and amethyst eyes (i should probably draw goddess!sirus sometime) riding party trucks into vegas and smacking people into orbit with the trucks she rides around the country then you might as well tell me what the fuck is wrong with me

[Sirus]

if i cannot imagine sirus suddenly turning into a 13 year old girl with dark purple hair gathered into odango with pigtails and amethyst eyes (i should probably draw goddess!sirus sometime) riding party trucks into vegas and smacking people into orbit with the trucks she rides around the country then you might as well tell me what the fuck is wrong with me

Even in context, that's weird.

[freeformschooler]

Weaponized Knowledge: bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh

[Furtuka]

LW, are you saying that everything isn't about carpentry? What are you, some sort of disgustingly deviant mason!?

[applesauce machine]

freeformschooler: what's [stupid] about trying to have more money
freeformschooler: than another person
freeformschooler: that's a perfectly normal adult hobby

Edit: FFFF forgot to make the name recognizable.

[Furtuka]

Oh sure, you sit about on your oak chairs eating on basalt blocks passed off as centre pieces, yet you'll never truly hold the traditional value of a four-top stainless steel modern glass dining table with plenty of kitchenry like an elegant bain marie facing a Low-boy COMBINING ELEGANCE WITH FUNCTIONALITY. Can you stare down the assorted condiments and scoff at their FRAGRANT and EXOTIC spices on an engraved, yet weathered Mise En Place built from both stone AND wood?! Futuristic cuisinarts and reach-in refrigerators, with ice machines, kettles and fires! Broilers, rice cookers, sizzlers and ovens, do you deny the glory of a fume cupboard camouflaged into the wallspace flanked by two watchful covered shelves that consist of your pantry?

Yeah, that's what I thought. #Kitchenmasonpride.

what's next

will you try to sell me your mixed kitchens

will you build yourself a new one and decide a pleb like me only deserves an used kitchen

WILL YOU SELL THE USED KITCHEN IN OXFORD

[Corai]

OOC: Necro910: I want my neko kawaii schoolgirl station damn it. Desu.

[Aklyon]

That is probably the silliest quote I've seen have OOC in front of it in awhile

[Aseaheru]

And the bad thing is that its not the best from where he got it.

[SalmonGod]

I DECLARE EIN TO BE A PROSTITUTE TRUCK THEN.

...How did you still manage to play laser tag whilst vomiting rainbows all over the place?

[P(ony)SI]

Splint: Mugbows to shoot enemies with mugs

[Grek]

Criptfeind on Maptools: (( I hope I got the god dick then. Because. I dunno. I don't actually hope that. ))

[Descan]

Descan confirmed for antichrist.