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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5475 on: July 28, 2013, 10:27:28 pm »

I am heading towards West Virginia. I'll be passing through briefly in a couple hours. If I don't come back, that terrible land has claimed my soul.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5476 on: July 28, 2013, 11:43:43 pm »

MZ, if it makes you feel better, I do not see one single ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5477 on: July 29, 2013, 05:38:26 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5478 on: July 29, 2013, 12:36:48 pm »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5479 on: July 29, 2013, 05:37:25 pm »

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Japa: You need space-flamethrowers

Soli: But... lack of oxygen

Japa: Doesn't matter
they can be rocket-powered nanites or something

Soli: Oh, NVM. We'll call it a Plasma-Thrower
Suddenly it works

Japa: as long as it looks like a flamethrower
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Soli: My favorite part is the Planet Generation, so far.
I'm trying to do semi-realistic theoretical star system formation.

Japa: Neat

Soli: So we generate stars, and based on the star type may generate planets and objects around it (planet type depends on distance from the star), and then we iterate them for a while, migrate them in or out a few orbitals, which changes the temperature and atmosphere characteristics, maybe capture a rogue planet or two, and Voila! Realistic solar system.

Japa: cool.
So, you can mount guns on your ship, right?

Soli: ...

Japa: And the ship can be shaped how you want it, right?

Soli: These are things you can do.

Japa: Can I make a sword-shaped ship lined with plasmathrowers?

Soli: You can do that, I guess.
But... but....
Realistic solar systems.... ??

Japa: Sure, sure, as long as I can fly my flaming swordship through them

Soli: While I cry softly into my astronomy textbooks.

Japa: :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5480 on: July 29, 2013, 05:41:27 pm »

Context plz?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5481 on: July 29, 2013, 06:09:50 pm »

That doesn't need any context to be hilarious.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5482 on: July 29, 2013, 07:41:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5483 on: July 29, 2013, 07:44:00 pm »

I would like to point out that you can have flamethrowers in space. You just need to carry your own oxidizers with you (or something along those lines). Also:

Context plz?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5484 on: July 29, 2013, 09:29:41 pm »

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the thread?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5485 on: July 30, 2013, 05:29:28 am »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5486 on: July 30, 2013, 10:57:24 am »

I can't be expected to remember the names of everyone I've tried to stab.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5487 on: July 30, 2013, 11:28:15 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5488 on: July 30, 2013, 01:20:55 pm »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5489 on: July 30, 2013, 03:43:53 pm »

Then once everything's all nice and well, the survivors invade France to retake Calais.
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