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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5505 on: August 01, 2013, 08:20:16 am »
Quote from: RedKing on August 01, 2013, 07:49:43 am
The experience was not unlike being on an extended acid trip.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5506 on: August 01, 2013, 09:33:29 pm »
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Because math IS snails
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5507 on: August 01, 2013, 09:48:06 pm »
Quote from: Shinotsa on August 01, 2013, 09:33:29 pm
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Because math IS snails

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5508 on: August 02, 2013, 12:45:53 am »
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01:44   <Reudh>: "oh sorry baby i just have this illness called skeletal ejection"
01:44   <Reudh>: please can you insert the bones (NO NOT THAT ONE) back into my mouth
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5509 on: August 02, 2013, 04:13:37 am »
Quote from: Akhier the Dragon hearted on August 02, 2013, 03:56:33 am
   Obviously its a weapon for hunting wild crowbars. They weren't always this tame you know. Back in my day we had to trudge 5 miles through torrents of crazy EV suited men and red tape 7 feet deep just to get one and it was uphill both ways because of the dang curvature of the ring world all humans where stuck on.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5510 on: August 02, 2013, 12:33:06 pm »
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<adwarf> LIES, SLANDER, POSSIBLE TRUTH
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5511 on: August 02, 2013, 03:33:05 pm »
« Last Edit: August 02, 2013, 03:42:10 pm by Solifuge »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5512 on: August 02, 2013, 08:16:06 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 02, 2013, 08:13:10 pm
taste the rainbow (as it leaps onto you and steals your precious bodily fluids)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5513 on: August 02, 2013, 09:34:28 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on August 02, 2013, 02:10:24 pm
Yet another tragedy that could have likely been prevented through the use of pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5514 on: August 03, 2013, 02:54:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5515 on: August 03, 2013, 08:06:53 am »
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15:05   msdkcvjiv7   Do skype,yahoo other chat and social communication prog work 2 spoil muslim's youth and spy4isreal&usa???????
15:05   msdkcvjiv7   do they record and analyse every word we type????????????
15:05   msdkcvjiv7   Do chat prog spy 4 isreal&usa??????? Do chat prog spy 4 isreal&usa???????   
15:05   msdkcvjiv7   هل يتجسس الشات لامريكا واسرائيل؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ (Are you spying chat for America and Israel?????????)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5516 on: August 03, 2013, 08:38:56 am »
Quote from: MonkeyHead
my ancestors were romans who smelt of piss.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5517 on: August 03, 2013, 08:42:44 am »
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<MonkeyHead> Step 1: Piss. Step 2: rot. Step 3: DAKKA
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5518 on: August 03, 2013, 08:44:03 am »
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3/5, would piss on it again.

Okay I think we might be on our way to piss off Derm but that pun is worth it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5519 on: August 03, 2013, 09:05:20 am »
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MonkeyHead   Whos the badass shook who wont cop out when there is a universe made of turtles all around? BLOOK!
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