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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4665 on: February 22, 2013, 06:48:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4666 on: February 22, 2013, 08:51:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4667 on: February 23, 2013, 09:10:23 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4668 on: February 23, 2013, 10:20:20 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on February 23, 2013, 10:12:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4669 on: February 23, 2013, 01:40:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4670 on: February 23, 2013, 04:49:37 pm »
« Last Edit: February 23, 2013, 04:56:28 pm by Evilsx »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4671 on: February 23, 2013, 06:23:57 pm »
Quote from: Vector on February 23, 2013, 06:12:56 pm
After all, the only difference between a human being and a donut is a little shaping and stretching.

This sounds like but is not a line from a children's story along the lines of Hansel and Gretel.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2013, 06:26:37 pm by Truean »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4672 on: February 23, 2013, 06:48:36 pm »
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Corai: *Andal's father was a bitch.*
Corai: *But the PSA was a bigger one.*
Corai: *They decided not to be a bitch's bitch.*
Corai: *And overthrew the first bitch.*
Corai: *And created their own country, with new kinds of bitches.*
Corai: *And now the presibitches are elected.*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4673 on: February 23, 2013, 06:50:15 pm »
Don't do drugs, kids. Because I HAD to have been on some mixture to have typed that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4674 on: February 24, 2013, 08:37:21 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on February 23, 2013, 04:27:00 am
"Aw man, I thought I'd be the only one on campus who hated jews."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4675 on: February 24, 2013, 09:34:18 am »
Quote from: Valid_Dark on February 24, 2013, 05:36:48 am
*man opens book to random page and starts rubbing it on his face*
*someone says to director "Thats not how people read books'*
"Shhh..... The people that watch this sort of stuff don't read, I doubt they'll notice anything is wrong"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4676 on: February 24, 2013, 11:04:19 am »
Quote from: Valid_Dark on February 24, 2013, 05:36:48 am
"This book *shows a copy of A Tale of Two cities, where the title is clearly legible* is called Hop on pop, written by William Shakespear in the 1960's, you know, that french guy?  yeah well this book is amazing, it's about this little kid and his stuffed tiger who build snowmen, and there is a toy donkey in there somewhere who doesn't have a tale that smokes a pipe and solves mysteries, but yeah, it's a classic"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4677 on: February 24, 2013, 10:51:51 pm »
Quote from: Japa on February 23, 2013, 11:11:35 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4678 on: February 24, 2013, 10:53:39 pm »
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[21:53]   Remalle   Help, Spice has fallen madly in love with me
[21:53]   Hans   No, she cut you into little pieces.
[21:53]   Sky   You're dead
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4679 on: February 25, 2013, 06:29:31 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on February 25, 2013, 01:58:15 am
You know what you have to do, Hans. Become gay and convert to Islam.
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