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MrWillsauce

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4635 on: February 17, 2013, 09:17:27 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on February 17, 2013, 09:12:25 pm
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21:11   Hans   So if curiousity killed the cat, and there's more than one way to skin a cat...
21:11   Hans   Who the hell is making sayings that hates cats so much!?
You can kill two cats with one stone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4636 on: February 17, 2013, 09:20:01 pm »
I believe that's a quote derp, Will. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4637 on: February 17, 2013, 10:12:42 pm »
Quote from: Spaghetti7 on February 17, 2013, 01:05:36 pm
Somehow read that as fantastinating. I think that should be a word.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4638 on: February 18, 2013, 12:51:06 am »
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It was a goose egg that I stole? I thought that was the other one that I gave you as part of that fake apology.
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No, some timetravelling me switched the wyrm egg's genetics with a potato.
Oh, that's why it hatched into mashed potatoes... I thought i had shaken it up too badly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4639 on: February 18, 2013, 12:54:55 am »
Quote from: A youtube comment. Paraphrased, since i can't remember the exact wording.
Relationships are like a magical rainbow pony. First, you go "Cool! A magical Rainbow pony!" then everything is good for a while, then the pony says something mean and you have to take a lot of drugs to get along with the pony.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4640 on: February 18, 2013, 02:26:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4641 on: February 18, 2013, 08:34:12 am »
Quote from: Jboy2000000 on February 18, 2013, 08:26:00 am
On a related note, I hope the see John the Masturbating Bird and Harold the Orc Penis soon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4642 on: February 18, 2013, 02:41:43 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 18, 2013, 02:35:08 pm
I was about to say. But yes, fuck EA sideways with a Mammoth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4643 on: February 18, 2013, 07:00:27 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 18, 2013, 12:35:50 pm
Flaming Ogres.

Either gay or actually on fire.  You pick.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4644 on: February 18, 2013, 09:24:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4645 on: February 18, 2013, 09:27:01 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on February 18, 2013, 09:24:22 pm
Quote from: Darvi on February 18, 2013, 07:00:27 pm
Quote from: Girlinhat on February 18, 2013, 12:35:50 pm
Flaming Ogres.

Either gay or actually on fire.  You pick.
Why not both?
Are you suggesting that we hunt down and burn gay ogres to death? Despicable. >:|
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4646 on: February 19, 2013, 02:22:05 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on February 18, 2013, 09:27:01 pm
Are you suggesting that we hunt down and burn gay ogres to death?


>.>
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4647 on: February 19, 2013, 02:37:12 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 08, 2013, 12:32:16 pm
Vote for red then. Red is the parent of purple.
No, vote for blue. Blue is the BETTER parent of purple!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4648 on: February 19, 2013, 05:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on February 19, 2013, 02:22:05 pm
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on February 18, 2013, 09:27:01 pm
Are you suggesting that we hunt down and burn gay ogres to death?


>.>
Maybe the ogres were at a crazy club featuring a crazy game of stripper chicken to see who could light themselves on fire the longest and then you adventurers adventured in and spoiled the fun?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4649 on: February 19, 2013, 07:44:34 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on February 19, 2013, 06:55:05 pm
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