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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4680 on: February 25, 2013, 12:43:43 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 25, 2013, 12:24:22 pm
If I get past the issue of drinking blood, I'd easily be able to down a liter.
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Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4681 on: February 25, 2013, 02:59:12 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on February 25, 2013, 02:20:24 pm
How would you know this is a good game if I didn't mildly dislike it?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4682 on: February 25, 2013, 03:30:11 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on February 25, 2013, 03:25:19 pm
Nonono. You find a miner, you bend him over and you give him one until his eyes water.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4683 on: February 25, 2013, 05:35:37 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on February 25, 2013, 03:38:30 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4684 on: February 25, 2013, 10:03:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4685 on: February 26, 2013, 01:35:09 am »
Quote from: Frumple on February 26, 2013, 12:37:02 am
I just can just imagine it's somewhat soothing distorted kazoo call suddenly becoming earthshattering as it expands to twice the size of a car and just barrels over me, through the house, and proceeds to lay waste to the countryside.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4686 on: February 26, 2013, 03:16:52 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on February 26, 2013, 03:07:42 pm
Yea, everybody knows its better to inject puppies straight into the vein. Who the hell freebases puppies?
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4687 on: February 26, 2013, 03:35:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4688 on: February 26, 2013, 04:11:58 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on February 26, 2013, 03:44:15 pm
Face facts. The entine human race was in that sandwich you just ate.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4689 on: February 26, 2013, 05:03:17 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 26, 2013, 04:41:13 pm
I apparently also just ate the greatest ketchup flavored axe wound ever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4690 on: February 26, 2013, 05:06:41 pm »
Now if you knowy euphemisms right..
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4691 on: February 26, 2013, 05:07:15 pm »
Unfortunately, thanks to KoL, I do.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4692 on: February 26, 2013, 05:36:15 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 26, 2013, 02:57:10 pm
You'll have to try harder to get me to inhale puppies.

Quote from: SalmonGod on February 26, 2013, 04:59:33 pm
I'm afraid of eating anything now, because it might have Chuck Norris in it.

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This is why I like comics. They actually have a good fatality rate.
Or at least they do for characters who are known as Robin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4693 on: February 26, 2013, 05:38:39 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on February 26, 2013, 05:32:44 pm
This entire conversation is going to wind up in the OOC thread if you give it enough time. Just you wait.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4694 on: February 26, 2013, 05:52:39 pm »
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Quote from: dermonster on February 26, 2013, 04:30:28 pm
Dammit man are you trying to decrease the chance of yuri shennannigans!?
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