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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3450 on: August 22, 2012, 12:16:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3451 on: August 22, 2012, 12:29:01 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 22, 2012, 12:24:17 pm
I guess what I'm saying is that I'm a "pure" human and you're all Viking mutants.  :P
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3452 on: August 22, 2012, 07:05:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3453 on: August 22, 2012, 07:07:46 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on August 22, 2012, 01:35:49 am
It's just some wangs in unexpected places.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3454 on: August 22, 2012, 08:43:13 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on August 22, 2012, 06:11:05 pm
Throw a pair of soiled underpants on it, and get the dog to throw up on your pillow.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3455 on: August 23, 2012, 07:10:23 am »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on August 22, 2012, 08:21:14 am
If children's stories have taught me anything it's that breaking into a dude's house, stealing all his shit then killing him when he chases you, is totally cool.

Quote from: kaijyuu on August 22, 2012, 05:32:14 pm
Time dilation shenanigans is more likely than the help file being wrong, so that means I've been at work far longer than my time card suggests! I deserve to get paid more! I'll just show my boss my solitaire score and...

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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3456 on: August 23, 2012, 12:41:00 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on August 23, 2012, 12:11:43 pm
I think the reasonable thing to do here is to stop showering in case a brood has been laid in my body loofah.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3457 on: August 23, 2012, 02:23:07 pm »
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Are you implying that he should go out and randomly touch a baby's butt?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3458 on: August 23, 2012, 04:36:05 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 23, 2012, 12:44:16 pm
Dude, I think he just implied you have very small genitalia.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3459 on: August 23, 2012, 08:28:42 pm »
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<Caellath> THIS CURVE IS ONE PIXEL WRONG
<Caellath> RAWWRRR
<Caellath> RAEEGGGG
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3460 on: August 23, 2012, 11:37:41 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 23, 2012, 09:16:49 pm
Why not just put the giraffe wheels on the outside and then drive the printer to where you want to go?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3461 on: August 24, 2012, 05:10:51 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on August 24, 2012, 05:06:29 am
Also, you will never defeat me! My mayonnaise quotient has grown so high that I have become a GOD!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3462 on: August 24, 2012, 07:16:33 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3463 on: August 24, 2012, 11:02:01 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 24, 2012, 11:00:03 am
To be fair, a shooting in Fayettenam is less a news story and more Tuesday.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3464 on: August 24, 2012, 06:50:05 pm »
Double post, but whatever

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