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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757655 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3420 on: August 15, 2012, 09:23:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3421 on: August 15, 2012, 09:41:35 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 15, 2012, 09:27:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3422 on: August 15, 2012, 10:41:03 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 15, 2012, 03:59:28 pm
"YOU'RE FISHING WITHOUT A LICENSE!" *BLAM*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3423 on: August 15, 2012, 10:53:30 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3424 on: August 16, 2012, 08:33:03 am »
Quote from: Scelly9 on August 15, 2012, 09:05:06 pm
one would not normally think fish police to be a very high risk job.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3425 on: August 16, 2012, 11:27:19 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on August 16, 2012, 11:20:29 pm
That's why I like Kentucky. It's super cheap and we have areas stricken by horrible poverty!


Quote from: darkrider2 on August 16, 2012, 11:30:15 pm
Great, now EVERY time I read lolololol... etc from the other side of a computer screen I will have it in my head that no matter who it is, a mantis is somewhere out there trolling me.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3426 on: August 17, 2012, 07:41:38 am »
Quote from: Euld on August 16, 2012, 09:28:04 pm
Ye gods, I'm glad you're a Jedi lawyer
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3427 on: August 17, 2012, 04:43:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3428 on: August 18, 2012, 04:10:28 am »
Quote from: TallAsAHouseDwarf on August 18, 2012, 01:11:48 am
This is a serious defect, like deformity or being Swedish, and it needs to be fixed.

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Take THAT, homophobes!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3429 on: August 18, 2012, 08:05:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3430 on: August 18, 2012, 09:22:22 am »
Quote from: Frumple on August 18, 2012, 01:04:50 am
we could hug the outside of your digestive tract? You're okay with spontaneous open air surgery with intent to cuddle your lower intestine?

 

Quote from: kaijyuu on August 18, 2012, 12:22:23 pm
I'm totally cool with the alien orgies, myself.

 

Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 18, 2012, 01:21:12 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 18, 2012, 12:54:24 pm
Quote from: Oliolli on August 18, 2012, 12:33:55 pm
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Quote from: Hanslanda on August 18, 2012, 12:22:43 pm
Edit: Not saying you are ignorant. Just that there is a lot of use of the word ignorant in that sentence.
That's incredibly ignorant of you to assume I'm not ignorant.
How much ignorant would an ignorantchuck chuck if an ignorantchuck could chuck ignorant?

Approximately one George W. Bush.
Don't care, being ignorant.
 

Not sure if this one has context or not, but still. I felt it belongs.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3431 on: August 18, 2012, 04:40:37 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on August 18, 2012, 02:44:02 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3432 on: August 18, 2012, 09:02:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3433 on: August 18, 2012, 10:23:42 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa TSG on August 18, 2012, 08:43:17 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3434 on: August 18, 2012, 10:27:13 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 18, 2012, 10:11:01 pm
"If you ever use marijuana even once you will catch swine flu and get pregnant."
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