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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3465 on: August 25, 2012, 01:11:31 am »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on August 24, 2012, 08:32:59 pm
"Embrace your inner archivist", I just imagined a dude breaking down and sprinting out of a party so he could make some documents and catalogue the shit out of things.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3466 on: August 25, 2012, 01:21:00 am »
Quote from: TCM on August 24, 2012, 10:50:30 pm
You know pumps? What if you made them automatic and put them on a teat? Amazing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3467 on: August 25, 2012, 01:35:11 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on August 24, 2012, 12:52:45 pm
I'd rather die by vacuum than by centipede.

Quote from: Vorthon on August 24, 2012, 07:51:37 pm
Y'know, I may be a transhumanist and I'm all for the glorious advance of technology and all that, but I just don't trust automated checkouts in stores for some reason.

Quote from: Aptus on August 24, 2012, 12:38:14 pm
I can't wait for the mars colonies so I can get off this hellscape of a planet. No wonder no aliens have invaded us yet; They are bloody afraid.

Quote from: Skyrunner on August 24, 2012, 08:21:43 pm
Besides, I'm actually a bell pepper.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3468 on: August 25, 2012, 01:13:17 pm »
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<ShoesAndHats> Body condoms.

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<Darkchaos> Join the skycity build project!
<Darkchaos> We have guns! And beer!
<ShoesAndHats> And AIDS!
<ShoesAndHats> And CONDOMs!
« Last Edit: August 25, 2012, 01:22:20 pm by miauw62 »
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3469 on: August 25, 2012, 02:10:21 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on August 25, 2012, 12:43:13 pm
He was found dead in a massage parlour suffering a heart attack while under the attentions of a lady of negotiable affection, conincidentally enough while on a trip to the White House.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3470 on: August 25, 2012, 03:34:48 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on August 25, 2012, 02:13:41 pm
Well, a mental image of you as an androgynous thirteen-year-old boy wearing short shorts is now forever burned into my brain. I hope you're happy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3471 on: August 25, 2012, 05:04:36 pm »
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Harr-R-HER-1: Yeah, he died during heart surgery.
Dom3k: Bastards
Dom3k: they should've had more heart
Dom3k: in their surgery
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Quote from: Mindmaker on April 16, 2011, 02:42:19 pm
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I'd make such great scum...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3472 on: August 25, 2012, 08:44:06 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on August 25, 2012, 08:39:28 pm
There's an easy way to solve this conundrum, and we only have to skin two people to do it. Shall we, gentlemen?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3473 on: August 25, 2012, 10:46:59 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on August 25, 2012, 01:27:42 pm
from what i have learned from movies , the Afghanistan seems to have endless war and the terrorists usually kidnap engineer geniuses to create them rockets , but they usually create super suits from scraps and kill everyone .
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3474 on: August 25, 2012, 11:58:51 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 25, 2012, 06:42:17 pm
If he disappears for a few days and your room starts smelling like dead stuff, check under the piles of junk food wrappers.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3475 on: August 26, 2012, 04:23:13 am »
Am I the only one who can't stand when people get " From each according to his ability, to each according to his need" and "to each his own" mixed up?





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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3476 on: August 26, 2012, 04:34:50 am »
I've never even heard that first one...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3477 on: August 26, 2012, 09:04:01 am »
I've heard it occasionally. IIRC it's talking about communism; the state picks what job you have ("each according to his ability"), and what property you get ("each according to his need").
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3478 on: August 26, 2012, 10:05:11 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3479 on: August 26, 2012, 11:02:39 am »
Clicked OOCQ thread instead of stupid things/heard said thread?
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